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hoodieimp · 8 minutes
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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hoodieimp · 10 minutes
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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.
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hoodieimp · 12 minutes
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hoodieimp · 15 minutes
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This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here
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hoodieimp · 1 hour
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this too shall pass
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hoodieimp · 1 hour
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* You are looking for an alternate world.
* You ask the mysterious entity outside reality if his alternate worlds are creepy or wet.
CHILD
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
* You pull out an illustrated diagram of what's creepy and what's wet.
HA.
HA.
IT IS A VERY,
VERY
GOOD
WORLD.
* You form a Dark Fountain.
* ...
* It's wet.
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hoodieimp · 1 hour
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we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep
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hoodieimp · 1 hour
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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hoodieimp · 5 hours
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For the last goddamn time...
"Kill your darlings" means "if something is holding you back, get rid of it, even if it sounds pretty."
That's it! That's all it means! It means if you're stuck and stalled out on your story and you could fix the whole block by removing something but you're avoiding removing that thing because it's good, you remove that thing. That's the darling.
It does NOT mean
That you have to get rid of your self-indulgent writing
That you should delete something just because you like it (?wtf?)
That you need to kill off characters (??? what)
That you have to pare your story down to the absolute bare bones
That you have to delete anything whatsoever if you don't want to
The POINT is that you STOP FEELING GUILTY for throwing out good writing that isn't SERVING THE STORY.
The POINT is that you don't get so HUNG UP on the details that you lose sight of the BIG PICTURE.
Good grief....
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hoodieimp · 5 hours
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have to say i'm big fan of the genre of fiction that is "something bit me and now some really weird shit is happening"
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hoodieimp · 5 hours
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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hoodieimp · 5 hours
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(i Will go back to everlasting haitus if that GFM slows down too much btw, seeing it to its goal ASAP is my primary focus right now)
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hoodieimp · 5 hours
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An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.
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hoodieimp · 5 hours
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hoodieimp · 5 hours
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hoodieimp · 5 hours
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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower
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hoodieimp · 5 hours
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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit
Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet
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