#other sleepy dani gem: did you tide the tide

[safyresky]

Have I ever told you all about sleeping Dani? No? I didn't think so. She's quite lovely, so this isn't going to be an exciting af story or unhinged, but I need to share it anyway bc it has me cackling.

So let me tell you about what Sleeping Dani said to my dear dear fiance last night :)

for once i went to bed before him

this never happens. i hate going to bed bc then i have to wake UP and i loose PRECIOUS TIME DOING THINGS???

capitalism is a plague onto humankind

anyway

i go to bed all cozy and pass out so fucking fast

you guys don't even KNOW

i was SLEEPY

this does not bode well for Thursday Night

(laudna my beloved come back)

SO. FIANCE GETS INTO BED.

HE CURLS UP WITH ME.

PASSES OUT.

PROCEEDS TO HAVE THIS BATSHIT DREAM IN WHICH HE IS FIGHTING OFF HOME INTRUDERS WHILE THE CAT

YES, DEAREST CINNABUD,

IS YOWLING HIS HEAD OFF

IN IRL

IT IS BLEEDING INTO THIS DREAM.

My fiance SNAPS AWAKE, DISORIENTED. MID-ADRENALINE RUSH. READY TO ATTACK THE BREAKER INNERS

there are no breaker inners

just cinnamon singing fluffs the song of his people

fiance looks over to me. i am dead asleep

and i sleep light so he's like. okay. it's probably fine if dani's not worried

probably there's no murderers

dani was OUT COLD let me tell you

so he tries to lay back down after checking the time (3:47am ish)

he cannot get comfy

he is still trying to not be freaked out

cat finished yowling

he's finally drifting to sleep

when suddenly his body goes

YOU ARE ITCHY AS FUCK AND YOU NEED TO PEE

so he gets up to go pee

and it is at this point that Sleeping Dani emerges

as he is getting up sleeping dani rouses

looks at him confused

he goes '"i'm going to go pee"

sleeping dani replies

she says

i kid you not.

she says

"you can do it! :)"

and falls back asleep

when he was recounting this to me in the car this afternoon, i fucking LOST IT

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS THOUGH I DO REMEMBER WAKING UP AND IT WAS V BLUE AND FIANCE WAS MOVING ABOUT

BUT THAT'S SO ON BRAND FOR HER

FOR ME I GUESS LMAO

I'm CRYING in the car it's so funny to me

and fiance, he goes, "well, at least even subconsciously you're supportive of me :)"

AND I WAS GONE

#dani speaks #AS IF HE FORGOT HOW TO PEE AND I HAVE TO CHEER HIM ON 😂😂😂 #sleepy dani has had a few gems like this #she once had a whole convo with fluffs that we then had the next day when i was awake #fluffs looked at me like 'we had this exact same convo last night' #i was like did we????? i don't remember #we both look at one another like :O! sleeping dani! she strikes! #other sleepy dani gem: did you tide the tide #that one was fun bc i woke up halfway through and was mortified #i had confused the fluffs so bad