#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

Had to make an account just to be able to come back to your work again and again. First came across it in AO3 and was almost giddy when I found your work on here! The way you write is truly captivating and is the only thing that has actually managed to pull me away from playing Odyssey. I’ve put in 45 hours in the last ten days and tonight is the first night I’ve spent hours pouring over these works instead of playing.

I mean it when I say no pieces of writing have ever given me the intense reactions (both emotional and physical) that yours do. I so desperately long to step into the worlds you’ve created it hurts, which is a testament to your skill as a writer.

I truly cannot wait to read what you come up with next!

Chaire! ;)

There aren't words for how much I appreciate you and the time you've taken to send this. Tears are dripping onto my phone. Thank you so, so much, and I look forward to finding time to write something for Kassandra soon ❤️

#aaaaaaAAAAAAA #people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

i found out about eivor thanks to your blog and now i am so deeply in love and obsessed what the hell

That's just Eivor init. Ubisoft wrote a perfect protagonist. And they made her gay. They made her BUTCH.

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

kass would be soo sweet with her femme gf ☹️ planning fun dates for you, picking flowers she finds just for you, leaving little notes around for you to find bc she loves you so much and they remind her of you, holding all of your shopping bags!!!

(its me i’m the femme) (i want to date kassandra) (i’ll do anything to date her) (kassandra please pick me)

Kass would lay down her life for femmes (as she should, we're fucking magical). Everything you said and more.

And it isn't just her active gestures that sing volumes, but the little passive things, too. Watching you get ready with the softest smile on her face because sapphic femininity is a sight to behold. Remembering the name of that lipgloss you saw while scrolling through your phone before getting distracted, then going away to look up which shops sell it. Making sure she's on the side of the pavement closest to the road when you're taking a walk together. Instinctively smoothing over any locks of your hair that have fallen out of place, because she adores the pride you place in your image.

Even if she doesn't value all of these things in the context of her own self, she realises that they're important to you. That this exceeds an aesthetic. It's an identity, one that is integral to the person she has fallen wholeheartedly in love with 🥺

#nonnie i wish you a very kassandra coming to sweep you off your femme feet #kassandra of sparta #kassandra #kassandra x reader #❀ sugar and spice ❀ #people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

honey- 😩 everything you write is beyond magnificent. and it isn’t even the jaw-dropping smut that really gets me (although, it does very much still get me LOOL). its the way you write. period! you have this way of completely immersing me into a time period far before our own and its sooooo hard for writers to do that. your dialouge and word choice are just magnificently immersive. 🥺 i appreciate you so much. not just for your smut, but for your fluff as well and all the angst and for sharing these bits of your brain with us 💕✨

Sweetheart you have no idea how much I fret over using history-appropriate jargon ajsjfjahhsjf 😭 It's so lovely to hear that it had its intended effect. Thank you so, so much love. I can't stop smiling 💖💖💖

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

it’s been 2 years since I first played odyssey and I wish I could play it for the first time everyday, I was so unbelievably in awe of kassandra😭

She's such a unique protagonist in her personality! She's cocky, a little bit of an asshole on occasion, charming and has a nurturing streak (as we saw with Phoibe). Odyssey definitely invoked some very real emotions and yeah what we wouldn't give to experience that all over 😭

Just the first cutscene on the roof in Kephalonia where she's humming, and you realise "oh she's very pretty" and then she immediately shows the thugs she isn't one to be fucked with... Who wasn't flustered, let's be honest. And she matures so much as the game progresses while still retaining her cheeky streak 🥰

Years later we still love her.

#kassandra of sparta #kassandra #people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

hey! just wanted to say your writing is god tier and it's seriously incredible to be able to read each and every piece you put out, no matter what it is it's a delight and look forward to it everytime! now, i hope this segue doesn't sound out of the blue or that there's an expectation for it because of what i just said but i've been a silent reader, being new to tumblr and all, and was wondering if you had any tips or advice for someone just starting out? especially someone wanting to write? 

Hi love! I'm by no means a professional but I'm happy to try and help (once I wipe the tears from my eyes at your kind words fdjfgfdjgdf thank you) 💗

For the tumblr side of things, just make sure the basic elements of your blog are customised and that you have an indicator on who you're comfortable interacting with in your bio.

And I know I don't do this myself but I have noticed that people seem to gravitate towards posts with a splash of colour present, so if you're posting some writing, maybe find a colourful text divider .png (not .jpg, so the quality doesn't degrade upon compression) to give your post a little more lustre when people are scrolling.

Tumblr's UI for post creation is pretty atrocious, esp regarding extended writing, so type everything up in a word processor then transfer it over to the platform.

For writing, don't be afraid to pace yourself with the planning or prose itself. If you find yourself questioning if you're writing too much, the answer is usually no! Never be afraid to expand on your ideas or deviate from your initial plan in a way that feels natural!

Intros and endings are the hardest - I seriously struggle with the latter myself. You can always start on the main body, leave gaps where you get stuck, then return to the trickier parts and find a way of piecing them together to reinstate the flow of the piece.

This next thing is setting dependent, but give some thought to whether the words you're using, particularly in dialogue, exist in the context of your setting. E.g. if it's a romantic piece taking place 1000 odd years ago, the colloquialism "babe" didn't exist, so if you're writing pet names, take to a term that's a little more historically plausible, like "darling". It will make the writing feel more believable and immersive.

Online thesauruses are really useful for synonyms, but the ones they cough up don't necessarily mean the same thing as the word you typed in to begin with, so double-check when you're not certain on the new word's meaning.

If you're writing reader-insert, keep pre-determined physical attributes to a minimum. In romantic contexts, remember that cardiovascular reactions like blushing show up differently on people with different melanin levels. Writing "your cheeks flushed pink" would isolate a large proportion of POC readers, so instead focus on the feeling of blushing: "your cheeks flooded with warmth"

Don't set yourself a deadline. Enjoy the process, and let the words happen when they want to. If you feel frustrated with a segment, return to it later. Nobody but you can see what goes on behind-the-scenes.

Finally, try not to be too self-critical. That's the hardest part, but people aren't reading your work to be a critic - they're reading it for joy and escapism. Have some pride in what you produce!

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

my first time playing valhalla i started the quest with kassandra right away and didn’t really get to ~appreciate~ it so i’m forcing myself to wait this time but it’s killing me. i wanna see my girls together :(

Pro-tip from a professional homosexual, keep an extra save file just before that first Isle of Skye cutscene and don't overwrite it. Appreciate it as many times as your heart desires

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

i’m independent and all but the way i would giggle and twirl my hair if eivor/kassandra/soma referred to me as ‘my woman’ is a little shameful but yknow

yes i AM your woman now come here so i can [redacted]

It's the teeny-tiniest bit possessive but who cares, they're saying it with pride and adoration, or protectively, not to assert control over you! So no shame there! And you bet they'd be grinning with soft eyes if you referred to them the same way 🥺

This whole message has me giggling and twirling my hair lmao. we're so whipped for a bunch of pixels

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

kassandra has a chokehold on anyone who comes across her

i really like the way you write kass though :)!!! i think my favorite is save me, sweet devil because you just write her so well??? you understand the character !! so many people go so many different ways with certain fictional characters’ personalities they don’t even feel like the char anymore .. but kassandra in your fics is so real i love her 🩷

i hope this all makes sense i wasn’t sure how to word it

I'm gonna cry--

She's just so ugh. Perfect. Cheeky, cocky, zero-tolerance policy for bullshit unless she's the cause of it, gay, caring... Who wouldn't fall for her??? It's lovely to hear that these qualities carry across in my works, so thank you my sweet ❤️

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

The fic was great! A writing + my wife makes an excellent read. Thank you for sharing your writing with us. Can’t see what’s next to come. ⭐️💛

Kassandra has such a chokehold on me I stg. Shame it isn't a literal chokehold 😔👊. Thank you for your kindness sweetheart!

While I did plan on working on Soma next, I am giddy with excitement about Eivor's chapter. My outline for the assassination attempt is genuinely the workings of a madwoman.

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

PLEASE this week on kitchen nightmares 😭😭😭 I’m so dead😭😭😭

It's a cute little fic about Kassandra burning breakfast 😂 But of course I have to give my documents dumb titles just in case someone gets hold of my laptop and has a nosy

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

🧵tailor!anon once again — I was updating myself on your blog and saw your biker au and as a motorcycle enthusiast myself I am. rather enthusiastic to say the least. (I'm fucking drenched)

Motorcycles bring a whole different game of [redacted] to the table. They're dangerous vehicles but the ladies would make sure you felt nothing but safe, and god the thought of them working on maintenance in this fucking heat is sending me into orbit. I have hardly stopped thinking about the au since that post. The need to be their biker passenger princess is too strong. Send help.

I'd love to know what you thought about the motorcycle choices I made and if you have any different ideas!! We worship the words of tailor!anon in this house 🙏🧵❤️

#tailor anon sewing up something magical 🧵 #people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

I am in love with your blog! (Kassandra and Eivor are keeping me alive rn) I'm sorry you've had such a problem with underage readers!! To the reader who called you a hypocrite though - coming across smut online is one thing but actively seeking it out is another problem entirely. Please don't stop posting your amazing writing!! It's not your fault that they keep wandering over like moths to a bug zapper.

It's hard to motivate myself to write but thank you. Those kids are gonna have a mighty rude awakening in the form of intimacy issues in the future, and I literally can't do any more to stop that, nor can I do any more to legally protect myself while sharing my hobby on the internet. But you're so sweet and I wish you a very Kassandra and Eivor sweeping you off your feet <3

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

Me, trying to be normal: can't catch me, gay thoughts!

You: *posts that abby fic*

Me: ....ah. theyve got me

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#i hope that text formats correctly else ill look daft lmao #people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

hi hello it's tailor!reader anon again and your post about high-femme lesbians got me thinkin....

imagine getting ready to go out for a date together and you're sat in front of a mirror fiddling with your hair while she's sat on the bed, watching on. you stand and look at yourself for a final time and pop your glossed lips at her through the mirror with a "I'm ready, let's go". when you turn to look at her directly you notice her eyes are suddenly much darker than the ones you saw in the mirror. she gets up and walks towards you, towering above you even when you're wearing those cute little heels she just bought you a couple weeks ago. before you know it, you're pressed against the top of the vanity, dress pooled around your waist, fresh acrylic nails tearing her back up while she blows yours out, your newly-applied gloss now smudged across your face. you're too dazed, too drunk on her cock to remind her about your reservation, but luckily she's on top of it.

"Don't worry about it, doll, just focus on me."

(high femmes deserve the world. i know this because I am a femme. 😋)

Babes this is perfect?? I mean ✨perfect✨

We all know the murder ladies would pay for your acrylics if it meant they'll be shredding their backs that evening ❤️ Being a femme is amazing and it's so wonderful that my blog attracts the attention of people who love and support high-femmes! They (we? still debating it) honestly deserve everything.

#manifesting manifesting manifesting #people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch

[kassandras-one-braincell]

i love your blog. i am chewing on your posts like a feral dog with a bone.

the chewing brings me immense joy, thank you so much 🥺

#people being lovely and precious and lemme give you a (consensual) smooch