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[thedialup]

post greriod

on it boss

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[thedialup]

you absolutely cannot make paying attention to your content a demand. it’s not a social justice issue. it’s no one’s job to pander to you. this entire “always reblog” thing is extremely entitled and hilarious in how much it doesn’t matter if someone doesn’t. like if you said this offline at all no one would bother humoring you. it’s one thing to be like, sad about it, like oh i wish ppl would reblog. but pushing it as a moral thing is insanely childish. if your art is good it will stand on it’s own. attention is not a commodity you can demand. stop being so weird about it

you have only proven my point ^^^^^

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[thedialup]

gay and stupid maze.

my brother. i am always in the gay and stupid maze. *sips wine glass of The Fluids*

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[thedialup]

do you uh. have that gif of scar winking. for scientific purposes of course

here u go anon have fun

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[thedialup]

All binders get stretched out over time! Higher quality binders just take longer. When i used gc2b they'd stretch out in months, but my shapeshifters binder took about a year to stretch out noticeably and it still bound me amazingly. (Shapeshifter binders are way more expensive though)

oh okay lmao i was worried i was doing something like grievously wrong with them

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[thedialup]

trick or treat!!

diabolical trick. sogged bingus.

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[thedialup]

Describe something that is wrong with you

i lie about having seen breaking bad to people who haven't watched breaking bad and then tell them completely made up shit about what happens in breaking bad. i have never seen a single episode of breaking bad. i will never tell anyone this.

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[thedialup]

trick or treat :3

treat!!! it's bubbet!

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[thedialup]

is it sad it took me two months to figure out that gtws meant goodtimewithscitties lmao

anon. anon you do realize it stands for goodtimeswithscar. right.

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[thedialup]

i suspect randy fears phonejerma because he is not a phone and is normaljerma

yeah no I think only two people ever would have survived the dialup. norm, and of course, jerma985. nobody does anything about him tho.

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[thedialup]

One time i asked my gf what she would do if i was a bug and without hesitation she said “i would squish you”. When i made an affronted face she backpedaled just enough to say “well i wouldnt squish you if you were a ladybug or a cute beetle <3 but everything else gets the death penalty” and that interaction always makes me think of scarian

yeah oh my god that's them except I think they would also squish each other if they were cute bugs. that's them lmao

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[thedialup]

Please help what is the recent green eggs and ham thing about :(

Is it a web series? A movie? Or are people suddenly obsessed with Dr. Seuss’s famous book Green Eggs and Ham?

its a childrens tv show on netflix based on green eggs and hamnthat is. surprisingly very good.

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[thedialup]

what if god were a turtle

i think that god should be a turtle actually. because then our universe would be slow but strong, and we'd plod along the land but we'd be happy, and we'd get rewarded with butter lettuce. so yeah I hope god is a turtle.

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[thedialup]

clap emoji siren emoji

yayyyy I'm glad everything I say is the bestest ever yippee!!! *does three backflips off a skyscraper*

ask game

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[thedialup]

hey you keep posting about it should I watch house md questionmark?

yes and no. it's the worst show ever but also I've gotten completely obsessed with it. it's better if you just treat it as a comedy rather than a drama. so like ymmv but please I need more people to hate/love watch house with.

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[thedialup]

just got to episode 5 of season one of house AND HIM AND WILSON LITERALLY HAVE HOLIDAYS WITH JUST THE TWO OF THEM? AT HOUSE'S PLACE?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

OH MY FRIEND IT ONLY GETS WORSE FROM HERE. JUST TRUST ME.

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