#pls have mercy on me i’m just a lowly little newbie on ✨probation✨

[deus-ex-mona]

tfw you get instant karma for calling this cat jeffrey >:(

#gotta vent here bc i’m still very???? ???????(ʘ‿ʘ)?????? #the main machine that my workstation’s supposed to use for the audit freakin’ ascended??? without???? reason???? #like we spent all morning trying to calibrate the values and stuff and i??? what a waste of time???? why now???? on audit day?????? #and also!!! the aircon near my workstation started to leak!!!!!!!! and a (probable) visiting higher up was the one who pointed it out!!! #hooray!!!!!! (ʘ‿ʘ) and she knew my name for some reason??? so i’m ✨terrified✨ ngl #i tried to clean up the water as quickly as i could after she pointed it out… but what if i get written up for not spotting it sooner? (ʘ‿ʘ) #pls have mercy on me i’m just a lowly little newbie on ✨probation✨ #thank goodness i’ll get to yeet off from this workstation after the audit… #so. long story short… don’t make fun of fictional characters (cats included) on important days >:( #i hope things go well for the rest of the afternoon or something. pls have mercy on me jeffrey the cat :( #inedible blubbering