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[kremlin]

- tumblr has removed the ability to directly upload a video to a reblog (puzzling as to what this accomplished for them)

- must embed external video via html post

- html5 <video>: no

- <embed>: no

- fine what does youtube give you?

- fucking <iframe> wtf, but it works

- replace source with url to self-hosted video: no

- what the fuck maybe it only takes exactly the same container/codec as youtube

- ffmpeg (ffmpreg lol) matched codec: NO

- fine i’ll just fake the fucking headers: nope it’s tls-only

- FINE ILL JUST KILL MYSELF UPLOAD IT TO FUCKING YOUTUBE

- result is a “youtube short”, gay, how to change

- “vertical videos under 60 seconds are always youtube shorts”

- equip dynamite vest

- try one more thing that works for a direct embed from my domain

- works

- wtf

- try above with<script> javascript instead of <video> mp4

- also works

- use tumblr.com js url that you can still upload for extremely outdated theme editor

- alert(session_token)

- yep that’s my session key alright

- alt account following blog loads dashboard and my post

- YEP THATS ITS SESSION KEY ALRIGHT

some of you guys are alright. don’t allow any other javascript than what’s loaded for a safe text post at school tomorrow.

#pls2check your inbox support team