#primarily imagining hawke being a dramatic asshole about the heat

[not-oscar-wilde]

we have a fair amount of ‘tevinter boyfriend hates the cold winters down south and requires cuddles to warm him up’, but have we considered the opposite?

southern boyfriend visits tevinter in summer and becomes absolutely insufferable because it is two damn hot and he is DYING

#primarily imagining hawke being a dramatic asshole about the heat #but equally could apply to many dorian love interests #(thinking mainly a lot of inquisitors or cullen ngl) #(not my inquisitor tho he’s tal vashoth and Built Different enough for most weather) #fenhawke #fenris #dorian pavus #dragon age #dorian x inquisitor #cullrian #also this post was brought to you by ‘it’s too damn hot’