#ranboo has a scrapbook for each of the four divorces and one of the pictures is them leaving the courthouse with a JUST DIVORCED banner

[bowenoke]

Just. Had an idea for a beeduo comic. In the Year Of Our Lord 2023?? am I possessed? Is it the fever??? girl this Sickness is Kicking My Ass

#its a comedy one. might actually do it as one Final Hurrah since i never really did anything to say goodbye and thanks #still not watching any of the finales though lmao #btw since i may never actually get around to it #michael beloved asks ranboo if they liked being married. ranboo is like ! yeah obv!!!. and tubbo says the same thing #so michael tries to parent trap them. #only to discover that both of them have individually treasured memories of. the divorces. #ranboo has a scrapbook for each of the four divorces and one of the pictures is them leaving the courthouse with a JUST DIVORCED banner #and tubbo has a stack of shoeboxes with like. selfies of them filling out the paperwork and smiling like newlyweds. #from each and every divorce and marriage #and michael questions them both on it and it becomes increasingly clear that both of them were literally just speed-running amatanormativit #like it was half about getting to get divorced later