#reading it the second time i realized you said fav crackship so maybe Juan/Aitor or Juan/Hakon

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what’s your most cursed dl/dl2 ship and whats your favorite dl/dl2 crack ship?

*unrolls a comically large scroll that hits your feet*

Well since you asked…y’all can’t blame me if my answer is bonkers.

I feel like most ships have been explored quite a bit since the game…doesn’t have many characters? However, the weirdest ship me and my friend came up with would probably be Bozak/Crane (lmao this is my chaotic clown duo). Bozak Horde was just the saw series with a touch of homoeroticism. Also someone got me interested in Rais/Crane fr and I don’t think it’s necessarily “cursed” but like,, not my proudest moment.

Okay let’s talk the second game. My opinion on ships is just a huge clusterfuck (I wouldn’t even call it a polycule anymore lol). I had a whole headcanon of Aiden going around Villedor making everyone his b helltaker style (look at him, he’s a dom okay he’s just inexperienced). But something that I haven’t seen quite often would be Waltz/Hakon or Waltz/Aitor. Shitty crackships! Being me I’m a huge sucker for hatefucks, more chaos=better. Juan and Aitor is nice too and I genuinely ship it but it’s not cursed enough so sorry boys ;(

And now the crossovers. Just as you think this post couldn’t get worse. I’ve seen people ship Rais/Waltz sign me up what’s better than one mentally ill antagonist how about two. I don’t care their relationship might cause countless casualties let’s see those fuckers gooo. Speaking of which since we’ve already established the epitome of cursed ships let’s end with something wholesome. How about Crane/Hakon? I mean two dilf babygirl manwhores (okay maybe not Crane) what’s better. The babygirl power between these two are so raw it cancels the previous bastards’ energy out.

Anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk I hope this post is cursed enough to make ppl uncomfy <3. Have fun reading and suffering!

#thank you so much for this ask sorry it took me so long had to come up with something good #so yeah a bunch of ships that are fun and chaotic in my opinion therefore sexy #if you can’t tell this post is/hj #but I’m serious about the clusterfuck #clusterfucks are the best #reading it the second time i realized you said fav crackship so maybe Juan/Aitor or Juan/Hakon #you can tell I like him a lot #any trio centered around Aitor Hakon and Aiden is the best #mutuals let me know your cursed ships gonna see if anyone can top that