#realistically its cause peter ate the last blueberry poptart or smth

[fightwing]

❛  ooh, someone’s in trouble. it’s me. i don’t know why i did that.   ❜  / @webheadedhero

dick was maybe a little too excited to do the pulling the cord ominously to turn on the intimidating lamp next to his chair move. the undisputed perfect compliment to dick's initial 'i've been waiting for you' that he really only decided on when he'd heard the sound of feet on their fire escape and inferred the rest. it was one of his few nights off and while his initial plan was a perfectly planned mission to extract snacks from the kitchen, he quickly adapted when the opportunity to mess with his best friend appeared (as it often did). now, dick maintains his composure. not even cracking a smile at peter's own response (no matter how funny. dick would have to use that sometime on bruce) and instead pulling his features into the perfect picture of IMPASSIVE. he says " do you know why? " just because he can.

#i imagine he does all this while wearing a spidey PJ set #so u know -100000 for intimidation #NFEJNDJKCFNVFD idk what this is i just know they do stupid shit like this when theyre bored #realistically its cause peter ate the last blueberry poptart or smth #v. tbt. #webheadedhero