#really i thought odegaard was the one who looks like a haunted porcelain doll

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i read like 10,000 words of haaland / odegaard on a whim on the train to and from practice and then i actually looked up what odegaard looks like and it deflated the fantasy with the precision of a fart during a rimjob

#or a wasp at a christening #really i thought odegaard was the one who looks like a haunted porcelain doll #not the malevolent demon blonde child in The Hour of The Wolf