#rexen it's the one girl you don't like

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there's this girl in my psych class and we're both staying in class during lunch and she's super fucking cool and i don't want to appear like an uncivilized creature while she works on her notes and while i shove a sandwich into my mouth send help

#rexen it's the one girl you don't like #for #some reason

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aight you only live once and this will probably never happen in real life so today I will marry @iirexenii over tumblr

oh boy. never thought I'd ever have an s/o I could pretend to marry, but here we are!

if you were tagged and want to participate in this bullshittery, details are under the cut

we technically already got engaged in april (fun fact: this happened literally a day before I confessed, meaning that both of us did this shit as 'totally just friends and we're getting married platonically')

wedding venue: in the phthalo green forest because rexen thinks phthalo green is a sexy color for some reason but I will indulge them

wedding cake: uhhh rexen likes red velvet cake and I like chocolate, but they hate chocolate cake and I think red velvet cake is meh so I guess we're having two cakes

wedding music: this playlist I made on the day we got together

wedding outfits: I don't know what rexen wants to wear to our wedding but they will choose their clothes and I will wear this:

wedding roles:

@demigirl-w01fwalk3r you can be the flower girl, rexen's favorite flowers are purple hyacinths and mine are wisteria

@history-obssesed-boy-over-here can be the ring bearer (I have barely talked to you but you're friends with kara and you follow me so you're cool), me and rexen already agreed on a malachite ring

@mythicalmagical-monkeyman, @nickythesilliest, @hyperfixation-tangentopia and @pumpkinspice202 can be the groomsmen or bridesmaids, whichever one you guys prefer

@professionalwaterbender can officiate the wedding as the priest because the only person I trust to marry us is kara

@serenaisproblem your job is to be the one person in the audience that objects to the wedding when the priest asks 'does anybody object to the wedding' or something like that

you all can wear whatever you want to the wedding and if you want to, you can tag other mutuals to be our wedding guests

does everyone accept their roles? (also please don't feel pressured to do anything, this is all just for funsies)

#I'm excited to see what happens with you crackheads #oh god this'll be hilarious #Tumblr wedding #let's fucking go #marrying my s/o over tumblr #cause it's unfortunately very unlikely we'll get married irl #and we're also in different countries currently #REXEN THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SAYING 'no we're not getting married yet' #I'M GONNA FUCKING MARRY YOU OVER TUMBLR

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i had an idea

featuring @iirexenii @professionalwaterbender @serenaisproblem, @tdog451 @im-just-here-for-the-comics-r18, @yourlocalapplejuice, and some other friends that don't have a tumblr

(this is based off conversations with strangers)

tabs: i like writing on walls! rexen: fuck you society! artemis: guys, this is actually a door, not a wall. regards, artemis. kara: follow your dreams! alex: I LITERALLY ONLY HAVE NIGHTMARES serena: question everything! ghost: why? tammy: yo girl on a scale from one to aMeRiCa how free are you tonight~? [that's a great line. but underneath it somebody wrote:] soren: GERMANY 1942

#idk #i had a funny thought