#rococo & doughie & biscuit would be such awesome friends

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Omori Incorrect Quotes

Omori: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Kel: Put spaghetti in it. Omori: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Aubrey: Put spaghetti in it. Omori: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Hero: Put spaghetti in it. Omori: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Aubrey: Why are Omori and Basil sitting with their backs to each other? Mari: They had a fight. Aubrey: Then why are they holding hands? Mari: They get sad when they fight.

Kel: *Screams* Aubrey: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Hero: Should we do something?! Omori, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Perfectheart: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Sweetheart: You mean literally or figuratively? Perfectheart: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Pluto: Where are you going? Spaceboy: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Hero: What do you think Aubrey will do for a distraction? Kel: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Kel: ... or she could do that.

Mari, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Sweetheart, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Omori: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Aubrey: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Omori: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Kel: edible

Perfectheart: Violence isn't the answer. Sweetheart: You’re right. Perfectheart: *sighs in relief* Sweetheart: Violence is the question. Perfectheart: What? Sweetheart, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Perfectheart, running after her: NO-

Sweetheart: Rules are made to be broken. Mr Jawsum: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Spaceboy: Uh, piñatas. Rococo: Glow sticks. Kite Kid: Karate boards. Doughie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Sweetheart: Rules. Mr Jawsum:

Hero: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Kel: Okay, but in my defense, Aubrey bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Hero: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

The squad is trying to con some random guy Biscuit: Um, Doughie, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Doughie: We need money! Biscuit: You're scamming him? Doughie: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Biscuit: What?! No way! Doughie: Why not? We already stole Rococo! Rococo: Hey guys Biscuit: No, we didn't. Rococo can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants! Rococo: I wanna steal

Omori: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Hero: no. Kel: Mistlefoe. Hero: Please stop encouraging him.

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Pluto: Thanks fam! Spaceboy: oh no Rococo: *cries* I love you too Mr Jawsum: Sounds fake but okay Roboheart: *A flustered mess* Sweetheart: can i get a refund

#okay but swh and pfh would honestly have such fun interactions #perfectheart's trying so hard to redeem her #and sweetheart is just not helping her in the slightest #kel is such a silly :) #why is hero even surprised at this point #i stand by my point #rococo & doughie & biscuit would be such awesome friends #they find him and go 'ours now :)' #and he speaks oho so it's all good <3 #omori #omori headspace #omori hero #omori kel #omori aubrey #omori omori #omori mari #omori sweetheart #omori game #omori captain spaceboy #omori rococo #omori unbread twins #omori doughie #omori biscuit #omori perfectheart #omori roboheart #omori mr jawsum #omori kite kid #omori basil #omori pluto