#rykard is left alone in the corner and is planning how he wants to get eaten by a snake

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Radahn designs + Headcanons

Lands between's biggest horse girl

#Elden ring #I like to think Ranni and Miq were friends because they shared a love of scheming while being cutie patooties #like they had sleepovers together where they would just surf the dark web #meanwhile radahn befriended Malenia by throwing her like a football until she wasn’t scared of him anymore #she’s like ‘radahn my arm fell off but look Miquella made me an arm that’s a sword’ and radahn spent the next 15 years begging #Ranni to make him a sword prosthetic for Leonard #Ranni is like ‘that’s Miquella’s job’ and radahn gets mad and calls her a shitty empyrean #rykard is left alone in the corner and is planning how he wants to get eaten by a snake