#sally: *staring at the four-way date going on in Home's backyard (neutral ground)*

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I am interested in your Barnaby/Eddie/Howdy ship. Like, is Eddie dating both of them at the same time along with Frank or only one of the two

oh idk i didn't think about it too hard lmao

But. now that i Am thinking about it. at first i was like "eh we'll just go with a ridiculous hypothetical world where everything is the same except frank/eddie don't catch feelings for each other" HOWEVER! you saying Eddie dating both of them and Frank. ohohoho i like that

yeah lets just throw all of the neighborhood's 'guys' (minus Wally) into one big poly tangle. Laughingstock is together, so is Franklydear, Eddie is dating Laughingstock and Frank is dating Eddie/Howdy, Barnaby and Frank don't really have strong feelings except annoyance but they'll put up with each other for Eddie & Howdy's sakes. they still kiss sometimes i think. a three sided square!

#sally: *staring at the four-way date going on in Home's backyard (neutral ground)* #sally: poppy what are your feelings on Juliette #actually wait lmao #im imagining a crack scenario.... #wally: it looks like everyone in the neighborhood is together but us haha. at least im not the only one! #home: ....*guilty creak* #wally: home. #home: *guiltier creak* #wally: ......... #(cut to wally slamming open laughingdearfranklystock's door) #wally: MY HOUSE????? #rambles from the bog #im fucking wheezing im sorryyyyyyyy #this is so funny to me... #wally's fuming in the woods like 'first my best friend and now my actual house. cmon' #except he Wouldnt do that #honestly... ok barnaby/howdy/frank/eddie & then their platonic fifth wally #wait shit sorry #barnaby/howdy/frank/eddie/home & then their platonic fifth wally #and then on the other side of the neighborhood its poppy/sally/julie and their emotional support wally #lesbians need their weird little guy....