#except he Wouldnt do that

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I am interested in your Barnaby/Eddie/Howdy ship. Like, is Eddie dating both of them at the same time along with Frank or only one of the two

oh idk i didn't think about it too hard lmao

But. now that i Am thinking about it. at first i was like "eh we'll just go with a ridiculous hypothetical world where everything is the same except frank/eddie don't catch feelings for each other" HOWEVER! you saying Eddie dating both of them and Frank. ohohoho i like that

yeah lets just throw all of the neighborhood's 'guys' (minus Wally) into one big poly tangle. Laughingstock is together, so is Franklydear, Eddie is dating Laughingstock and Frank is dating Eddie/Howdy, Barnaby and Frank don't really have strong feelings except annoyance but they'll put up with each other for Eddie & Howdy's sakes. they still kiss sometimes i think. a three sided square!

#sally: *staring at the four-way date going on in Home's backyard (neutral ground)* #sally: poppy what are your feelings on Juliette #actually wait lmao #im imagining a crack scenario.... #wally: it looks like everyone in the neighborhood is together but us haha. at least im not the only one! #home: ....*guilty creak* #wally: home. #home: *guiltier creak* #wally: ......... #(cut to wally slamming open laughingdearfranklystock's door) #wally: MY HOUSE????? #rambles from the bog #im fucking wheezing im sorryyyyyyyy #this is so funny to me... #wally's fuming in the woods like 'first my best friend and now my actual house. cmon' #except he Wouldnt do that #honestly... ok barnaby/howdy/frank/eddie & then their platonic fifth wally #wait shit sorry #barnaby/howdy/frank/eddie/home & then their platonic fifth wally #and then on the other side of the neighborhood its poppy/sally/julie and their emotional support wally #lesbians need their weird little guy....

[999999999inadream]

toby fox needs to add like a bit of narration in deltarune abt kris like "they themmed they/themily down the stheirs" cus i cant go on seeing them constantly get he/himmed in yt comment sections

#this is my punishment for actually looking at yt comments isnt it #deltarune #kris dreemurr #maybe im looking too much into things but... #it also feels sorta. misogynistic when ppl default to he/him for androgynous/non binary characters #like ive seen multiple ppl use “well its understandable that ppl assume kris is a he when they have such masculine behaviours/hobbies” #the masculine behaviours and hobbies in question are being a prankster #i shit you not #like they called pranking... masc?? huh #can girls and others not get their silly on anymore?? #also like i said before with the exception of like frisk and chara like almost every nb character is masculinised #like napstablook monster kid #god there has to be more but my memory is shit atm and i also have to go eat dinner #but i wanna talk more abt like why it feels so misogynistic to me #i thinnk it has to do with the fact that defaulting to he/him just makes women feel like an afterthought. ig like unless its confirmed then #they must be a guy to be relevant or smth #and also like how much they gender entirely non gender specific things (see: pranking) #ofc it wouldnt be BETTER per se if they imagined these characters as girls but its smth ive noticed and i just get frustrated cus #it feels sexist but i cant FULLY articulate why #i feel like i had the answer a lil while ago but i forgot #i might come back to this who knows #wow ok rant over #for now

[gunstellations]

gentle mornings

#alternatively titled - when your papas have the audacity to cuddle without you #kazurei #buddy daddies #i like to think they didnt really do cuddles much except when rei has a rough night and kazukis warmth and safety is the only thing that #can let him get rid of the anxiety and nightmares #he wouldnt ask for it #it would be kazuki dragging him to bed at first #rei reluctantly but in his weakened will the times hes slept together with miri and kazuki has been the times hes somehow always #managed to go out like a light as soon as his head hits the pillow #even he himself doesnt understand and he doesnt attempt to and he doesnt realise #that its safety and warmth and protection and peace #and thats the only reason he would let himself be dragged to bed #but #eventually when you have had the taste of something so good in the place of chilling nightmares and restless darkness that feels no less #safer than the light #your heart becomes indulgent #and rei will gently and wordlessly ask for an invite to the warmth again #its fulfilling and blissful when the three of them are together #but with just kazukis body enveloping him against the night its a different kind of comfort. even in his sleep he would clutch onto it #thats a tangent right there huh.....anyway. miri would be absolutely betrayed in the morning when she finds them snuggled up #she gets her cuddle time with her papas too then #one big pile of a warm and happy family #yes this is pre relationship yes they would do that yes it is possible #if you got this far thanks i guess jajdjfjs ill hopefully colour this soon but i dont know really so im putting it up here #my art

[writer-room]

Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.

I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"

And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.

#tdp #the dragon prince #tdp rayla #tdp callum #text post #tdp season 5 #rayllum #talk #funny #its so funny to me girl he would KILL EVERYONE FOR YOU (except ez) #HOW WERE YOU SURPRISED HE WAS SO DEAD SET ON HELPING YOUR PARENTS ITS CALLUM #not only that bestie you could put the blade to his throat & he would let you. he wouldnt even fight he'd just let you #he would go so feral for you. release his chains. free him. #he wouldnt say 'please let me kill for you' but he would dramaticaly get on 1 knee & say 'rayla i would kill for you if it came down to it' #as if he wouldnt just do that if someone pushed him enough. i want someone to push his buttons enough. set him off it'll b funny #absence did make the heart grow fonder but i think he overdozed a bit. like just a smidge. theres like way too much fondness now #also its great bc MMMMM how do those callum & viren/claudia parallels FEEL BOYS #WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY SO TRUE. and also communication issues BUT MOSTLY THE SACRIFICE #hes the number 1 rayla defender. he supports her rights AND her wrongs

[buwheal]

Yaaay it seems it worked! I'm glad to see you're feeling much better now Spamton! ^^

(To the creator, is he ignoring the paper that's coming out of the computer with our messages printed? Cuz man can't hear us, so he's literally ignoring us by not looking at the papers themselves I think)

* (The paper did not print)

#He wouldnt have responded anyways teehee #except for this one; yeah thats what he was doing. he was just not reading it. Or at least you didnt see him read it. #mmmm whole background that ill only use once but its important for setup #yeah. hes dragging it by the cords. yes. he looks stupid doing it. #[you've got mail!] #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #hes not even in frame but hes being tagged lolll it feels weird

[prommytheus]

they should go to a ball i think. every anime needs a prom episode

#my art #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #herlock sholmes #ryunosuke naruhodo #iris wilson #i think iris secretly having a lot of political and social influence even outside of being a van zieks/baskerville technically is really fun #like. just looking at her people dont know (for obvious reasons. shes a baby) but her signature on something can do like Anything. #also i doubt weapons were allowed at balls but i think ryunosuke wouldnt go if he wasnt allowed to bring karuma so an exception is made

[lunarharp]

warming back up..with silliness.. watching shrek 2 again & Dreams . cause i have a lot of dreams that are weird

#witch hat tag #orufrey #i dreamt qifrey had tattoos and it was scary bc why wouldnt i know that? he's been shirtless in the manga #yet in the dream he had geometric black tattoos on his neck? HOW COULD I NOT KNOW??? #i also dreamt today about panels with loads of fire in them like they were in a burning building and tetia's shoes were getting singed #but nobody even cared and nobody in the world noticed the fire except for me only i realise things are on fire #stress dreams..stress dreams about witch hat atelier..i'm not doing well guys #yeah i used shrek dialogue for my orufrey. we're at this level of insanity. i dont even care any more #listen to Holding out for a hero (shrek 2) (10 hour version) thinking of qif & oru & iguin and maybe youll understand #silly personal drawings where ive drawn 'myself' dont fit with my actual art =_= But Once again..who cares any more.

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

"It's just you now. Take care of mother."

i have the normal amount of emotions about them (lying) <3

#a redraw but also not really cus i ended up tracing a lot from the old one hfldsjdfs #it was only supposed to be for reference but i ended up keep messing w it instead of redrawing it proper...... #feel like i got his expression down better in the old one; looks more strained/ hearbroken like i feel #but thats fine #my art #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #i'm still not sure if liam or varric is the one who deals the killing blow #love both the thought of liam having his own sisters blood on his hands and never being able to wash it off fully #or his (future) best friend saving him that fate but now having that stand between them #cus liam would be grateful for it but part of him would always remember that and hold it against him #(both options also make the bartrand encounter crunchy in slightly different ways) #either way in that moment he kind of hates varric for even just being there. and fenris too #(though tbh im not sure how realistic it would be for him to take sb else except bethy and varric down into the deep roads) #((so maybe in canon fen wouldnt be there idk. havent decided this yet either)) #logically he knows its not fair ofc but it just feels like an invasion of privacy. it feels Wrong. #they have no place in this they shouldnt have been there they shouldnt have been part of it they shouldnt have seen him like this #but its sth that binds them too #the rest of the trek is miserable and awkward for all of them in any case #but yeah. #idk if they would be able to bury her down here properly so maybe they end up doing it via lava? #theyre not leaving her body out in the open to rot and/or become food for darkspawn or spiders thats for sure

[autism-corner]

5guys

comments on em under the cut <3

quincy:

-Jagged scars bc he did it himself with. a big knife.

-no sixpack. just bc.

-many pubes. other bodyhair is a bit less bc he isnt on T (<- excuse bc i couldnt make it look good /hj)

eiden:

-pretty neat scars. got them done fairly early in his life.

-left his abs bc he really tries to keep em. dont particularly like it but :/ i feel like its part of him idk

-was on T a few years before getting isekai'd, aster helped him find a replacement.

dante:

-NEAT surgery scars. got them done, after his parents died, by top-level surgeons (+ didnt have big boobs to begin with)

-nips+snakebites+eyebrows pierced. hes a royal man he deserves it.

-left his pack bc i think he uses it as a coping mechanism....

-has been on proxy-T since a few months before his parents died.

rei:

-tiny boobs tiny scars. did them himself aswell.

-navel pierced bc hes a slut so ofc.

-no abs. this man does nothing to keep himself in shape.

-not on T but has found some remedy that has permanently lowerd his voice

-main reason for transition was so he could be in hiding better, he really doesnt care for much else.

balde:

-no nips.

-main control panel is in his abdomen bc its easily defendable. distinct connection of panels at the lines where they open bc i didnt want him to have abs and this works <3 + i couldnt figure out a reason behind topsurgery scars other than that <3

-no pubes bc hes a ken doll down there (i forgor)

#excuse the shitty quality i work with screenshots =w=bb sorry. #i also wanted to do aster and yakumo and karu/garu but i dont have good enough cards of em :/ #PLUS any aster cards (except his ssr i dont have that one =3=p) mysteriousely hide his underboobs. SO. he already has top-surgery scars <3 #augh yakumos or garu's cards just didnt work unfortunately Y-Y #“oh but why not olivine or morvay?” DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD GET TOPSURGERY? olivine genuinely makes me feel better about my own boobs. #and i just dont really like kuya <3 + i think he wouldnt need topsurgery bc that man has no tits. #anyway <33 #blade is so pretty in his ssr im so glad i wasted 130 vouchers on eiden and got blade as my pity <3 (and eiden after all mentioned vouchers #my wife <333 #augh this was fun =w=bb #trans people!!!!!! #please dismiss any bodyhair the guys may miss i couldnt be bothered <3 #my work #nu carnival #YIPPEEE

[s0fter-sin]

reverse verse where soap takes on the mask instead of ghost. he wears his red skull mask so you can see the lower half of his face and his chin scar extends along his whole jaw to look like exposed teeth

#his chin scar is so gnarly and i think we gloss over it just a little too much #i like reverse verses but i think they can change just a little too much #like i wouldnt have soap act like ghost #if anything id have him act the same just more unhinged #hes still extroverted and will talk to people but people find him very unnerving #theres just this edge to everything he says and does that lets you know just bc hes being civil doesnt mean he wont rip your throat out #with his teeth #and hes just brutal in the field #preferring hand to hand wanting to get up close and bloody #very berkeresque where other soldiers learn not to go near him or interrupt him bc he cant always differentiate friend from foe #except for one deadpan brit who had a soldier’s eyes long before he ever joined the military #dour and depressing until he cracks a messed up joke and everyones shovked when they hear a scottish voice laugh #just soap who goes through roba and simon whos still ghost after living through his fathers abuse #just slightly less self isolating since he still has his family #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #john soap mactavish #soap cod #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #we’re a team. ghost team

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

why doesnt wally just cut sallys arms off while she sleeps?

hey now c'mahn she's just a lil guy

Wally would never and i wouldn't make him. Nightlight!Sally protection squad - assemble!

#lights out wally would rather get torn apart than raise a hand to sally #there's a Reason he either hides from her or tries to calm her down instead of taking Drastic Measures #she's his beloved neighbor... he wouldnt hurt his neighbor thats so Un-Neighborly #and he wouldn't let anyone else do it either #he loves his friends so so much why would he hurt them... even if they dont feel actual pain its still a No for him #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #like... wally doesnt really understand why itd be Wrong to do it #but he understands that its unpleasant to be 'hurt' and also he doesnt like seeing his neighbors Damaged yk yk #the Arm™️ is a tenuous exception #there's a reason he keeps it instead of sewing it back on right away. #he doesnt understand that keeping it is Kinda Really Fucked Up #his thought process behind it is 'well. barnabys not using it anyway and i want to keep him with me but i cant risk the rest of him' #wally: this is perfectly rational and well thought out #literally everyone else: THE FUCK IT IS-

[kerizaret]

#[as a show ofc] #i dont know if im serious or joking but im tempted #you cant tell me they wouldnt do it #especially tenma “murder is okay” tsukasa #except he would be so betrayed they chose him to be stabbed #which adds to the effect though #prsk #wxs #wonderlands x showtime

[gifti3]

Mammon wouldnt last 10 minutes in a room full of teenagers

#and i mean like younger teens....like 13 to 14 #back when i was working at a school i was begging them to not send me to watch the 7th and 8th graders #lets make a list of who would survive....actually it would be faster to say who would do okay #cause i dont think any of the brothers would handle it well except beel #and thats just cause he wouldnt react much #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me mammon #mammon would get bullied to death #i dont think lucifer would be well liked so all the kids are saying they hate him among themselves #asmo is a toss up really #hed do well with kids but (younger) teens can be really mean #id say satan would be fine but his anger will probably get the best of him at some point #belphie..... #yea thats my list! #what do yall think #i love putting these guys in random scenarios #outside of the brothers i think simeon and diavolo would be okay maybe #omg i forgot levi haha....yea i dont even want to put him through that tbh #hed vibe with some of the kids im sure tho #but overall i dont think it would work out well

[july-19th-club]

the thing is that while i am 100% dean mechanic endgame and that's how it's going to pan out in wishes were horses, i also don't think - look, i actually don't think dean...knows...how to fix cars.

he knows how to fix car.

like, as in just the one. it's the only one he's ever driven, he never finished his education, just learned by example from his dad and bobby - who probably only showed him what to do on other old junkers he had lying around - and he figures out problems only as they occur, so while he is extremely familiar with one specific model of midcentury chevrolet, he only has a spotty, case-by-case working knowledge of other older cars and zero practical experience with the guts of modern vehicles. which is why at the age of forty-five he has to go to vo-tech and take auto shop before he can do it professionally

#i think about half the class are just your regular teenagers and whatnot who are doing vocational school #and he is desperately uncomfortable around them. almost feels like he's in high school except he's waiting to get picked on??? #which he does not remember being a part of his brief high school experience and he's thinking 'oh no ive become sam' to himself #BUT. the other half of the class are ex-cons attempting to get jobs . and these guys he gets along with like a house on fire #spn #q #which is reassuring because sam would NOT sam would be like. these guys are gonna steal my lunch #(they wouldnt. probably. he just THINKS they would)

[triptych-of-voids]

I thinn k medic should be qlowed to kiss people when he wants.a as a treat

agreed!! kissing all the homies goodnight. kissing your injuries better. kissing his partner a lot because he got too excited and wanted to be affectionate. correct, next

#this is another thing i have a lot of thoughts on #as per usual xD #he wouldnt differentiate between platonic and romantic he just likes being affectionate!! #except for when he doesnt #its really all or nothing with him #hes either going to be super affectionate (and probably show it in weird ways other than just kissing that most people would find strange) #or hes not going to be at all. if you touch him youll get stabbed thats just the way it is #all or nothing #neway i agree anon #i think he should be allowed to do whatever he wants whenever he wants to!! #as a treat of course #replies from the void #medic tf2 #the doc is in

[suffarustuffaru]

arc 8 ottosuba and mutually assured destruction (devotion)

basically i wanna talk about this again but more Specifically bc they are gonna fuck each other over so fucking bad. like this is the most disastrous combo of all time. you got natsuki subaru who has rbd AND a suicide pill in his fucking mouth that he can use at any time AND he will die as many times as it takes to save Anyone he cares about. and then you pair him with otto suwen, aka a devoted little freak whos willing to let entire countries and millions of people, including people subaru cares about, die to save subaru. and otto has died for subaru twice now and will gladly do so again on top of that. they are the absolute worst combo of all time bc natsuki "ill save you no matter how many times i die" subaru and otto "i would let anyone and anything die to save you" suwen are inevitably going to come into conflict. otto wont let subaru die at any cost but subaru having rbd means that hes gonna win no matter what. hes gonna get what he wants. hes gonna die and theres nothing otto can do to stop it. and even if otto does stop subaru, its a lose lose bc either subaru dies and uses the info he got to beat otto next time, or subaru and otto end up having more fights with each other anyway, or otto does end up stopping subaru in some way (example: otto wanting louis to die) and subaru gets pissed at him over it, or all the otto permadeath flags end up being real and otto dies permanently and subarus gonna be destroyed and i bet ottos still gonna be like "i told you we shouldve left vollachia when we had the chance" on his literal deathbed bc him permadying proves his literal point this whole arc. and subaru can save otto all he wants but if otto ever figures out this hurts subaru in any way ottos never going to get over it. hes gonna be upset and pissed forever. there is no winning with these two. their devotion is violent and theyve literally found their match in each other. bc their devotion strips the other person of their own free will and choice in the manner bc they keep saying "no. i have to save you no matter what, even if you get upset at what im doing and even if i do all of this behind your back without ever telling you." and if they keep being stubborn theyre just gonna end up dragging each other down - which is the exact opposite of their goals to save each other. they are likely going to kill each other by the end of this, metaphorically or not. and its going to be because of love. do you understand. how do you save someone who wants to save you first. how do you save someone whos devoted themselves to you, body and soul, in the most violent way possible.

also if otto manages to read the tome once its restored... he's gonna figure out rbd.

#rezero #otto suwen #natsuki subaru #arc 8 spoilers #yes i KNOW another ottosuba post but i need u to know this ok. their devotion is so so bad its like theyre looking in a mirror. they found #another person thats just as insane as they are about this. not that the other people subarus close with Arent capable of being like this #but ottos like. the person thats Readily going out of his way to be insane about it. does that make sense. this is what roswaal was telling #otto about. opposing emisuba is a toxin. its gonna kill him. we're already seeing the beginnings of this bc we Know ottos a hypocritical #ass who wants to sacrifice anything for subarus sake but of course subarus not allowed to do the same for him. except subaru wouldnt like #otto doing this and then subaru sacrifices himself for otto bc subaru would do that for all of his loved ones. its a CYCLE its a LOOP... #i have many thoughts on what would happen if only otto specifically figured out rbd but i suppose i could leave that for another post. #bc its one thing if otto finds out abt rbd with a group of people. its another thing if only HE finds out bc then hes gonna handle it #differently. make whole plans. etc etc. #also YES otto of course wants and Will comfort subaru whenever he can but theres no denying he will be upset and pissed about rbd. not just #bc subarus reckless but also bc its Unfair to subaru to have such a horrifying power. but also otto knows that power is why subarus still #here. its complicated.