#shoutout to lina for asking abt prof Twice fuck yeah

[t4tliquidmantis]

HCS FOR PROF? 👀

OkayokaySO!

-He has TERRIBLE aim. Cannot get anywhere CLOSE to victory on aim-based things. He’ll say he’s decent at bowling and get a gutter ball in the first five seconds

-Also he’s actually decently strong!! He can’t, like, lift three people at once or anything, but He Can Dig!

-Also he’s absolutely autistic and I’m right. Him [handshake] Olivia: yellow color palette autistic characters

-Prof tumblr user <////3 https://prftd.carrd.co/ here’s his carrd,

-On a similar note: he’s read Homestuck :(. He’s never cosplayed from it, though

-Things that are true about him in high school: he lost his retainer at least once, he did competitive longjump, and he started watching naruto but never finished it

-He used to be a Girl Scout! That’s where he got a lot of his niche skills from

-That’s also where he got his fear of fire from! He. May have fallen into a campfire. Understandably, it stuck with him a little

-Also when meowbeamed he’s an orange tabby!!

-This toad is gay and trans and there is Nothing you can do about it <3

-The head of his shovel screws off, and he’s scared of spiders so he’ll unscrew the shovel and use the handle+stick to poke at Spider Spots

-He puts on those “explaining the lore of [video game]” videos as background noise when he’s grading stuff!

-Also when he was still a student it was really obvious when he was just writing words and not Writing With Effort because he was decent at just getting essays done acceptably without much effort, it was just way too obvious of a difference when he actually cared about the topic

-I think he’d like salamanders :]

-He’s not fond of needles, so instead of injections he uses gel for his testosterone

-ALSO I STAND BY “PROF HAS VISIBLE PRIDE FLAGS IN HIS CLASSROOM SO HIS LGBT STUDENTS FEEL MORE SAFE”

-He’s horrible at memorizing lyrics </3 rip :(

-On the topic of “prof and djt friendship” i do think they’d do escape rooms together :]

-Also? I don’t think prof would really play many video games but if he did play the “stardew valley animal crossing that whole genre” games, he’d probably focus on Completing Things, like, completing the museum and repairing the community center, instead of building relationships with the townspeople

#shoutout to lina for asking abt prof Twice fuck yeah #pmtok #paper mario the origami king #professor toad #jknah tambles