#simps in he most aroace way possible

[pissfizz]

Thighs my beloved

#they’re just a great part of the body #simps in he most aroace way possible #but like big soft thighs just look so nice to just. squish. especially with smooth skin. #it’s mostly a sensory thing I think. and aesthetic too they are very pretty #but like *touches thighs but in a nonsexual way* #god I need to shut up

[niko-jpeg]

i'm not straight, but i too would like to kiss minato arisato on the mouth platonically. his vibes are just. kissable????? he is also so cute,,,, and his crossdressing outfit makes me almost go rabid (which is funny, because I identify as aroace) so minato is a funky being that i will simp over. i also might have a nonsexual crossdressing kink too but we're ignoring that part

FR FR OML SOMEONE GETS IT

Hes just got a precious face and that one cliche beach episode where we saw him without a shirt made Me feel things and I too am Ace.

I was joking about the Im not gay part because let’s be real I am so fucking gay but I swing both ways and pretend like being NB means that I’m straight most of the time so my parents don’t kill be with a bible when they inevitably find my account

im currently tracking down as many reader insert fics as possible because idc if it’s platonic or romantic I need more of this man in my life he needs kissies and appreciation