#so anyway. please practice SAFE taxidermy. dont follow my example PLEASE

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YOURE 5’4???? somehow that elicited more of a reaction out of me than the dead bird did

5’3. and also WHY. THATS THE MOST UNREMARKABLE HEIGHT IN THE WORLD HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY ELICIT MORE OF A REACTION OUT OF YOU THAN HEARING ABOUT HOW I DISSECTED A ROTTING BIRD ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR AT 5 IN THE MORNING.

#WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. ITS THE MOST AVERAGE HEIGHT YOU CAN BE #anyway bird status update. decided to perform a rushed last minute dissection instead of throwing it away #of course since i didnt have time to prepare that meant i did it without. gloves or a mask or any proper eye coverage #but ummm i did it like that last time too and i was fine #i opened my window and lit some incense to cover the smell it worked really good #i was so terrified mama would find out. thankfully my stepmama helped me out to hide it ^_^ #so she went out with the bag the rest of the bird was in shes gonna vacuum my room while were gone too #as for the bird parts i cut off? currently being preserved in a glass jar ^o^ #thats both its legs and its head btw. i wouldve done the heart as well but i think i mightve stabbed it cause i was so stressed LAWL #so anyway. please practice SAFE taxidermy. dont follow my example PLEASE #unless you want avian flu i guess. wouldnt recommend it though