#so i ALWAYS. fuckign die because of skeletons bc i can't get close enough without being shot a million times

[katierosefun]

i am a genuine coward when it comes to playing minecraft because i’ll start my survival world on normal mode, and then i’ll hurriedly build a house + bed to avoid the monsters, and then i’ll go mining and switch to peaceful mode because i don’t want to be jump scared by zombies, thank you very much, and then i’ll find a fuckign. sculk sensor and it’s making SOUNDS and at first i don’t even know what it is until i look it up on google and then i know for a fact that i’ve got my game on peaceful but the thing keeps making SOUNDS SO I BOLT because i am genre-aware, thank u very much, and then once i’m above ground i go back to normal mode but then in the daytime, a random enderman appears next to me and i audibly go, “NOPE” and change the settings back to peaceful

#caroline talks #if this reads like. a very panicky person it's because i am #listen. i like playing in normal mode when i'm with my friends or my siblings #but as soon as it is by myself #please no. no nononononoo no #i also remember this one time i was playing with my brothers #and then suddenly. a fuckign. water zombie came up #and i yelled bc i wasn't familiar with the updates #and i went 'WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT' #and my youngest brother calmly goes 'oh yeah i forgot they have those now' #and i was just like '!!! YOU COULDN'T WARN ME BEFOREHAND?' #it's just. i like going into the nether. bc the zombie pigmen UNLIKE ZOMBIES . . . will NOT bother you unless you bother them #and endermen are the same way i suppose? but i just. don't like them bc WHY ARE YOU. POPPING UP OUT OF NOWHERE. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE #i just dislike zombies bc the sounds freak me out #and the skeletons are. so. they just come out of NOWHERE dude #and they've got BOWS AND ARROWS #so i ALWAYS. fuckign die because of skeletons bc i can't get close enough without being shot a million times