#so yeah yall pls dont be afraid to talk to me im a bumbling dumbass

[femme-malewife]

It is so hilarious to me how people see me as cool and wise on the surface- literally telling me in anon that they’re too scared to talk to me

but Bean knows how much of a dumb pathetic and uncool person I am irl

#irl...i have: #1. left my window open in the dead of winter for a WEEK STRAIGHT and inadvertently let SNOW into my room #during a WIND CHILL WARNING (which means even being outside for 10 minutes could give you frostbite or hypothermia) #2. i was searching up japanese dance for my fic and one result popped up with this bell-like instrument and a fan #so i typed in japanese dance only fans ....... yeah yall can guess what popped up #i was scrambling to get off the results bc i was so stunned. i only wanted. the jp fans. not THAT. #bean fucking cackled at me so fucking hard :((( #3. i tried climbing out the drive thru window at my work to escape a bad smell #4. i tried cutting a banana in half...with a plastic spoon...at my work...with the peel still on...bc i couldnt find the knife #theres a lot more but these are all RECENT #conclusion: im a literal fuckin loser LMFAO #so yeah yall pls dont be afraid to talk to me im a bumbling dumbass