#sorry for all the Alex Rider posts u-u it will happen again

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#Alex Rider #sorry for all the Alex Rider posts u-u it will happen again #i love both series. i just think Alex telling everyone he's an uwu innocent lil guy is sooo funny when he has a killcount higher than god #even funnier when everyone else ALSO knows he has a killcount so he's just straight up lying to their face to get them to underestimate him #even more funnier is when it WORKS #Alex the Loves To Blow Shit Up Kid: i can be trusted with explosives #MI6: ..................................................................... yeah seems legit. here's like 5 bombs go hog wild