#sorry for all the puke talk tho ill try my best to tag that

[dogbunni]

headcanon that nendo acts absolutely unhinged when ill. I'll elaborate.

-he gets a horrendous cold every winter without fail. he just goes about his daily life as normal with a nose like a running tap and the thickest voice imaginable. he sneezes on average 7 times a minute and his sinuses are under incredible pressure. he asks saiki to observe every single sneeze and this is the only outward indication that he's aware that he is ill

-when he gets the flu he projectile vomits like it's a casual thing to do. he'll invite his friends over to watch a 2 hour youtube essay about the deadliest rollercoaster crashes and in the middle of infodumping just reach for a bucket and throw up in the most VIOLENT fashion before finishing his sentence like nothing happened. the sick bucket just disappears somehow and everyone is just running for the hills and screaming. the following day everyone else has the flu and nendo is fully recovered. 7 wounded 2 deceased

-he lost his voice once and just didn't notice. making these awful scratchy high pitch noises as he tried to speak. didn't shut up for a second, broke akechi's world record in words said per minute. topic of conversation still undetermined.

-he actually LIKES that weird achey shivery flu feeling. he says it's like sweet and sour sauce for his bones. no one's brave enough to ask wtf he means by that.

-he once chugged a bottle of cough syrup and it had no noticeable effect.

-he DOES mask when sick but he has to be told verbally by his mother that he is sick to believe it. he will then fully believe that he is sick until his mother informs him that he has recovered. once she forgot to tell him his cold went away and he double masked for a month straight. no one else said anything bc seeing nendo's chin stick out the bottom of a face mask is actually really funny

-he got chicken pox and thought he was going to turn into a chicken like he thought the spots were the feathers trying to poke through his skin. I have no possible defense for this man at this point.

-he works out when deathly ill bc he thinks if he's going to be sweating anyway he might as well. god he's so dumb. he's going to die. someone help him please.

-he can't swallow pills. he just can't. it is funny to watch him try tho

-he coughs like that one meme about how toddlers cough. hang on let me boogle it

this one

anyway

-when someone manages to convince him to rest he lays in bed and grinds minecraft and tetris. equally bad at both.

-he's a fervent hand washer though. he thinks the antibacterial hand soap has healing properties.

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