#sorry im obsessed theyre so fucking funnyyyy

[deaths]

astarion: so, lae'zel, things seem to be getting serious with you two.

astarion: do you have pet names for each other yet?

lae'zel: pet names? as if we were domesticated animals

astarion: gods, you have so much to learn.

astarion: repeat after me:

astarion: honey muffin.

astarion: sweetie pie.

astarion: sugar plum.

lae'zel: honey muffin? sweetie pie? astarion, do you see all your lovers as food?

#bg3 #astarion #lae'zel #sorry im obsessed theyre so fucking funnyyyy