#spends a whole day at the zoo to find the most chuckable animal

[lena--beana]

Dracula, tapping on the window: "hey babe can I drink your blood"

Lucy: "haha noooo my mom is over"

Dracula: *overhands a bigass wolf through the window*

Dracula: "okay how about now"

#dracula daily #i just caught up after being like a week behind but oh my god i couldn't stop laughing #i remember this was one of the scariest parts of the book when i first read it but the idea of him being so fucking fed up that he just #spends a whole day at the zoo to find the most chuckable animal #truly iconic