#stealthiest brave anon 😌

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ooooo here lemme send the clip the tik tok was referencing!! that itself is damn hilarious— https://youtu.be/mjC-KpbeOSQ

also honestly for a split second i’m like shit we ARE mutuals...right? so now i double check every time i send a message/read ur replies AAAAAAAAA LOL. and yo i hate to be such a dorky dork but honestly i want to go to the roman collesium just so i can aesthetically jojo pose at the top and take pics. like b r u h . tbh tho italy is very beautiful and warm and stoney on the ground. i bet youd b able to use some of ur italian if u go!! 🤠 have u ever traveled outside of the country?(assuming ur in the US right now lolz) if so where!!

so random but i jus saw that chocolate ice cream thread and like.......dont mean 2 butt in....no offense to op but chocolate ice cream is bomb as HELLLLLLL. like for real. its the best flavor. no exceptions. none

i see u ask for specification on what i plaaayyy::i am a pianist, percussionist, and singer-in-the-shower-ist🤪🤪 my major is a performance major(aka learning to professionally audition/prepare for chamber groups and orchestras as a career) w/ an emphasis on percussion. its v hard but if i ever make it to carnegie hall or something i will personally send u a vip ticket i promise<3

(also i’m barely passing this one class too LOL but YOU CAN DO IT u got school in the bag!!!! i believe in u!!! )

DONT B INTIMIDATED y u intimidated???? bc i can hit a cow skin cylinder to elicit noise from it?!?!?!! bc i play chopsticks with my two pointer fingers on the ivories??!?!!! half the time i play meme tunes to warm myself up on piano. u could pour soup in my lap and ill probably apologize to u. silly goose.

oh and what kind of plans are u setting out to do!! if u dont mind me asking😗✌🏼✌🏼 aint nothin wrong with a sleep day u gotta get ur rest. tho i do hope u can accomplish ur tasks soon :) did u eat anything yummy tonite??

ok ok k i hope u have a nice night u night owl. im boutta pass out tbh. —ur little sneaky stealthy pogchamp of an anon👾 (thx for that kakyoin vid btw :) made me blush tbqh) i hope u saw the lil josuke reblogs..maybe u did find me? altho i myself am not sure if u did or not..all in good time my pal. :)

OH I SAW THAT!! i think this is the first episode,,, he forgot to wash his h a n d s

bro if ur gonna jojo pose there pls take me with u hehe. i take good pictures i swear >:^ also ye I'm in the US i kinda assumed u were too??? djsns since you're only an hour behind! i have never,, been out of the States but boy do i want to!! im hoping to travel abroad my junior year!! or for a semester :) !! i just,, wanna travel,,, hhh

ALSO I LOVE U !!! THANK U!!! ty doesn't like it for some reason it makes me sad. but to each their own, u know?

how are u,, so damn cool i,, [ stares at hands ] u r so cool i, sobs sjsnsn have u played,,, giorno's theme at all..? while warming up... :0 my brain is too tired to think of other jojo themes hhh it be like that sometimes. but HEHE!! i get,, the Cool Guy access,,, fuck yeah 😤

what are my plans... wtf are my plans Uhm. my plans after school?? no fuckin clue but i have a feeling i just wanna Help ppl. plans for the day? im gonna play animal crossing for the first time in a while with my best bud. it's been Months since i last played oml 😭😭 i need to clean my island!! get rid of them weeds,, >:( idk how my villagers are tho,,, i hope they're okay lmaoo. but other than that I'll probably just fuck around on tumblr n my other socials :')

i might have,, gotten the josuke rbs,, if they were with other people then yes! you sneaky bastard :')) throwing me Off like that 😤 one was super painterly n it looked so Good!! everyone in the post did and hhhh why are they all pretty in their own right :( my heart can't take it 😞

dinner was good tho,, very yummy,, 10/10 would recommend. did u eat...and drink some sorta liquid? if not i,,, idk what I'll do but I'll do something!! >:(( i hope u have,, sweet dreams <3 dream of kakyoin for me,, and yourself, definitely urself hahah

#if i seem outta pocket i am Sorry #im so tired I #stealthiest brave anon 😌 #hehe im glad you liked the kakyoin post #it was funny n then i thought of u!! #pogchamp anon? MY pogchamp anon >:0 #also intimidated bc ur my upperclassman hsjsns #i get Intimidated quite easily i...

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hello am SO TIRED, painting took so much outta me. i painted my room all by myself and it took about half the day wowie. but it is DONE and now i just need to decorate💪🏼💪🏼 i saw ur post about only sleeping four hours and EXCUSE ME, U BEST BE HAVING MORE SLEEP THAN THAT U NEED IT FOR NUTRIENTS(that makes sense) also where r my manners i just relized i have YET to send in anything about ur mans josuke??? heres a tik tok that i think u will like. i’m a silly billy 100% so—https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJbM9NGV/ i hope u have seen clone high (or at least the memes u kno)

oh i wanna read stone ocean SO BAD, but also i want to try and attempt to be a good noodle and read all the parts beforehand yknow😖 but when stone ocean anime comes out...u best be knowin..i will Look and Simp all the way.. also v nice about the rewatches!!! diu is genuinely such a feel good part, the most out of all the other parts imo. its upbeat, its colorful, its silly, gah. so good. not 2 mention those bombass ops. UNF the songs r so good. i like how ur rewatching part five :) i think vento aureo is my personal comfort part(despite the tragic events AAAAAA) the visuals and the location and the characters..so beautiful. its physically satisfying for my eyeballs to look at u know?

ohhh man not me listening to the kakyoin playlist before i went to bed last night...not me catching feelings and being IN my feelings while listening to the playlist and desperately wanting to cuddle with him as i fall asleep....n most of the songs in the playlist i knew already i felt so cool dude😎

thats awesome abt college!! and VERY NICE WITH UR DOUBLE MAJOR LIKE UHHHMMMM thats so intense??? crazy. what a smart person. u got it in the bag bro. also its my second yr in college rn, and i aspire to be a professional musician :) but the motivation IS lacking, i dont blame u. esp with covid restrictions making everyone work online and cut off different real life interactions, its fucked and screwing everyone up. no cap. but ANTWAY how was ur day?? i hope it was nice ??!?!! :) did u do anything interesting? even if it was watching tv rolled up in a blanket? (im doing that rn)

(guess who saw ur kakyoin reblogs?? and LOVED THEM??? thank u for the food..,.i am a bad noodle i need to find some fire josuke to reblog. just for u)

-from the tiredest secretive mostnt strnskslymyn andjfoeorngswo ANSON 😗😗😗🤙🏼 🥰

i got sleep dont u worry!! but hell yea, you got the big job out of the way >:D painting a room sounds tiring i,,, you poor soul hhh

I SAW THE TIKTOK

AND MY BROTHER GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK LIKE “wtf u laughin at” he wanted to see, and he did, but he didn’t get it slkfemsnekj i didn’t get it too much either?? i’ve only seen,,, 3 or 4 episodes of clone high but i know who that Bastard is and i laughed my ass off. i’m also listening to a playlist i made for josuke atm uwu i am really glad you liked the kak playlist!! you are a Legend for knowing most of the songs. i only know some bc of the memes :’)

it’s very valid that you’re trying to read jojo chronologically. i’m just,, impatient LMAO. i plan on actually reading all of it but it’ll probably end up like how i read haikyuu,,, i’ll be fixated for a week or so, put it down for like 3 months, then remember that i wanna read it, read One (1) chapter, then put it down for another 2 months, then bLAZE THROUGH IT LMAO. reading digital manga has been kinda odd for me,, i tend to procrastinate a lot,, but yes!! part 5 has some amazing visuals and i am jealous like?? i wanna go to itally??? i’ve kinda always wanted to go i shove down my hetalia phase and i even tried to learn italian!! but,, didn’t last,, haha,, i still appreciate the culture and all that tho <3

sm...smart? homie i am failing two classes im, im no way smart i just like torturing myself i think. i can be over ambitious too sefklslek bUT YO?? YOU WANNA BE A MUSCIAN?? :0 THAT’S HELLA POG TF!!! you better invite me to your concerts in the future or i am suing you Somehow. wait do you play an instrument or do you sing?? :0 either way, you my friend are So Cool what the hell. i get to be moots with u?? im gonna cry-- i’m kinda glad covid happened only for the reason that it gave me extra scholarship money, very pog. other than that it needs to go away lmao.

but skdelk my day was Okay at most. i was sleeping for a good bit of it,, it kinda fucked up my plans for today honestly. i’ll try to get my day together eventually,, i hope your day was good dude!! am glad i can keep u well fed hehe

#stealthiest brave anon 😌 #u r also so fucking funny #you have me laughing whenever you send your asks #i really thought i found u this morning tho #BUT I DIDN'T #and im so confused like how can i not find u if ur a moot..... #i checked All of my /followers/ which is only like... 30 ppl #im Confused

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thank u for letting me keep my anonymity for the time being v much appreciated😌 altho wheres that rattling coming from?? keeps getting louder but ohhhh wellll ,🧎🏽 pppsshhhhh dont worry about making long answers i LOVE RWADING ALL OF IT. its like getting a handwritten letter from someone exciting and its just not long enough!!! :,) plus like...i went on a chipotle tangent for like 1/3 of that last message i sent u.....so its ok dont worry about anything being too long bc i do long-ass messages+if anything long messages r the best

also holy SMOKES kakyoin as a streamer???? u bet ur ass id have notifs ON for his account😫 but SHHHH SHUHSH SHUSH OK the modern au means egypt=streaming hiatus, nothing more, no dying no injuries😭😭 also omg..if u start reblogging more bruno and kakyoin fanart i am going to be L O O K I N G maybe just a little bit disrespectfully.(maybe ill reblog more josuke fanart👀✌🏼)

ok so—it is jusabout one in the morning for me(probably 2 for u) and i have three assignments left before my semester is OVER WITH!!! whats ur major? how long have u been in school? also have u seen all parts of jojo anime? i would love to know. i have and im trying to read but i only finished part two. i also worry deeply if i am going to pass college : ) ok now GO TO SLEEP(tbh im lowkey telling myself this too), get that sleep schedule back on track!!!💨💨 i am going to be doing a bootyload of painting and moving tomorrow which i think overall is going 2 b very fun :^) i hope u have a nice day filled with fun things and yummy food!!

—u already know who it is ;) the stealthy healthy ;) anonymous anon ;)

[ u just sent in the ask about what i posted and im gLAD U SAW IT HAHAHA!! it’s such a good meme bro, hell yeah to you for being able to recite the whole thing. i mix up the words sometimes h ]

oo, im gonna timestamp. it’s 2:57 am hehe

very glad you don’t mind the long messages, that makes me feel better :’)) depending on how awake i am my replies will be either pretty long or short,, tired,,

aNYWAY!! i will lure you Out if i have to but respectfully >:] also i would Die if you reblogged more josuke art im,, i’d have to hunt down the Good Stuff(tm) for you my dude. we love our pretty men,, also might just reblog crack stuff too bc that shit’s funny hehe u bet ur Ass i will be lookin at josuke a lil disrespectfully hehe he’s,, pwetty im,,, wanna know what i like about kakyoin? his eyes... they are such a pretty purple,, brb sobbing

i have Given Up on my sleep schedule and just try to get things done when i can srkjefskj but doing school work is,, hard hhh. this is my freshman year!! so i just finished my first semester like,, on wednesday lmaoo exams are done but Not my assignments ahaha. need.. to do that >:( but for now i’m thinking of majoring in psychology + social justice with a possible minor in business hehe

what’s your major? :0 has this semester been difficult for you? it has for me tbh not the content itself but,, finding motivation to do work, you know? it’s weirdd. OH ELFEKFEKL I ALSO WORRY- about passing college,, ion know man idk how,,, i’m gonna survive next semester hhh i hope we both survive with good grades aaaa. 

i’ve seen all the parts of the anime!! i’m rewatching diu in sub and vento aeuro (?? i can’t italian im sorry) in dub!! diu is kinda a comfort part bc josuke,, and i wanted to get to know the p5 characters better bc it felt like i cruised through the season without paying much attention to the characters themselves. i commend you on reading the manga sldrfkrk all the way back to the first part,, to the second!! i started reading part 6 but i’m not very far in it haha. i got to the.. tenth chapter? ye. i think,,

i will try to sleep after the obligatory scroll through tumblr haha please sleep too! it looks like you have a big day ahead of you. please hydrate or die, eat what you can, snuggle kakyoin n bruno, they wanna snuggle you too don’t worry. i hope you have a good day tomorrow!! <3 [ 3:27 am, i spaced out a lot,, ]

OH IF YOU HAVE SPOTIFY, HERE’S A KAKYOIN PLAYLIST IT’S GREAT SLFMEKLS

#i also love how u sign off #it gets better each time #stealthiest brave anon 😌

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STEALTHIEST BRAVE ANON IDK WHEN YOU’LL SEE THIS BUT IT’S FUCKIN HILARIOUS I WANNA SHOW U!!!

POLNAREFF IN THAT BACKGROUND HAS ME DEAD BRO

#ray–shitposts #stealthiest brave anon 😌

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that order sounds DELISH, especially the “thingy” u added in there...🤪 also no cap but weirdly enough i feel like people where i live either hate chipotle to the bone or Eat Only Chipotle Ever. its like the red velvet cake thing u know what i mean. i think personally i fall on the “i think its delicious but i have the money and motivation to go to chipotle maybe once every two months” yknow. where do u fall on the spectrum🧐 lol i just went on such a fuckin chipotle tangent i am so sorry

also OMFG WKROFKEKEF I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT WHAT IF SOMEONE WAS LIKE “can u rero on THIS thussy???😫😫😫😫” LOLLLLLL i love “sir..🧍🏼‍♂️” what a damn mood also like i would genuinely. completely fucking D I E if kak responded👁👄👁. no cap id be such a thirsty bitch and basically beg his ass to follow me back. i know i’m so annoying but i cant help it😔✌🏼and another silly boy pov he would do is like “u catch me snatching the dub on my latest match” and its placed in fron of his monitor so u see his gamer boi set up. but his is just him keeping a straight face and going “poggers” with a monotone voice HAHA. but yeah him getting all those thirsts aw hed prob get so much more confidence after posting for a while i could see pol and jotaro being like “aww look whos mr confident😙😙”

uhm...ahem i apologize my anonymous barrier is rattling but i pretend i do not hear....jk I’M SORRY i will unleash my mediocre blog to u maybe someday😖 what if i am not who u think i am?????? i cant handle it i CANT

—so stealthy and spooked out im like a spy anon✌🏼😙✨😳🤪🧐😭😗🤙🏼🤤🥰😘🥴

u really just gonna ignore me- okay i see how it is sMDH SLFKE LMAO i must rattle LOUDER!!

bro i’m crying over these emojis they’re perfect sflekls i think it,, says like tomato salsa on the app where we ordered it but it’s Not salsa persay so hmn. it’s valid that people are wishy washy on it, too bad i am steadfast in thinking it’s GOOD hehe. when,, i have the money for it at least lmaoo

i feel he would follow you back,, he needs friends, pls be his friend LMAO. and then have him fall madly in love with you HAHA! it’s,, it’s fool proof u know sfneskl if he doesn’t then he either doesn’t have much time Or he’s a mEANIE GR. OHOH-- you know how you follow people on accident and you’re kinda like “well,, they’ll get the notification,,, and i’ll feel bad if i Unfollowed,,, i guess i’ll stay here,,” ?? i’ve done this a lot and hh but!! it’s another possibility hehe

OMG I LOVE THAT SFELKJF that pov got me thinking,, what if he streamed on twitch,, what kind of streamer would he be... i feel before egypt he would have been able to handle a decent schedule bc,, he was lonely and didn’t really have anyone else,, this was his way to reach out to people through something he likes. i can see him having a medium sized audience due to his,, unique charms :> but he doesn’t front or anything bc he can just be,, himself u know?

OH

AFTER EGYPT OH NO

[ HEAD IN HANDS ] [ GROSS SOBBING ] WHY DID I DO THAT TO MYSELF

he’d promise that he’d be back in less than two months,, maybe on his twitter-- WHY DID--- i ... im so dumb of Course this man would have a twitter!! he shitposts,, he definitely shitposts,,

cherryaki_73: These people are odd... but I’m coming to like their company. (about a couple days into the journey)

cherryaki_73: So, Jotaro has Polnareff in a choke hold... should I help Polnareff? (about a month or so into the journey skflskl he’s not going to help)

aaaa im crying twitter kakyoin would be amazing and quite cursed honestly sfeklsel he would definitely be most active on there!!

i still can’t get over him saying “”poggers””,,, he would SO say that im slfesks,,,

brave nonnie,, i Promise u won’t shatter any expectations. i,, don’t have any. all i know is that u like jojo and are hella rad :> i’m a pretty normal blog myself if that makes you feel any better!! i just,, reblog stuff that i like u know <3 i mean how else am i gonna send u bruno and kakyoin art,, either way. i don’t wanna pressure u,, that’s the last thing i wanna do,, so instead i will shake my tiny pom poms and cheer for u!!

#stealthiest brave anon 😌 #this was a long response uhm #sorry?

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i did have a nice day thank u!! and it is still going pretty good this evening :^) are u having a nice evening? did u get good sleep???

also funnily enough, i think i got the same shade of purple as ur blog(on mobile at least👁👄👁) im excited!! also ive never had to move anything tbh, ive lived in the same house for all my life. i was going to move out for college but then we didnt have enough money so i had to go to community college :,,,) SO this is the first time i move out and im not super excited since i have a lot of shit LOL.

give josuke a smoochie from me 😘

from the coolest most stealthy anon<3

pog my dude, im glad you had a good day n evening!! i got chipotle for dinner so i am ready to Feast ahah!! i think i slept ok,, no dreams today which sucks but it be like that hmpf

OOH!! A CLUE 👀👀👀 ,, man,,, am i really gonna go through all the blogs i follow,,, [ head in hands ] maybe,, [ sobs ]

also!! good luck on the move!!! i hope everything works out well 😤😤 all i can say is expect to feel Worn Out if you're going to carry a lot of heavy stuff bc djdnsk my body felt like Jelly any time i moved heavier stuff. i had to move between dorms once for quarantine,,, had no help to move stuff just,, all by my lonesome,, [ sobs ]

AND YEAH UR SO FUCKIN STEALTHY IM

u dont interact with my posts so i can fish u out im >:^^

will hugs,, coax u out of that anon shield,, i give good hugs i promise 😤😤

#i have to edit ur tag now hmn #stealthiest brave anon 😌 #that will do for Now #i gotta got edit my pOSTS XJSNS #pog. so glad u had a good day #and liked the hcs #i am sxnsns bc jojo #OH XJSNSM #i gib josuke many kithes... it's what he deserves i lov...

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OMFG I LOVED THE HEADCANONS. THEY R ONE HUNDRED PERCENT.

also i got a small crumb of inspo from ur post: i feel like the main reason why kakyoin would have a tik tok is bc polnareff did a video with him and literally EVRRYONES simping for him, so pol is like “kakyoin you HAVE TO GET a tik tok now!!!! everyones thirsting!!!” as a joke...and smug bitch kak is like “hmm....i mean i guess~” and then lowkey is such a hilarious asshole to pol bc kakyoin gets more followers in a week than pol got in the multiple months that hes had it HAHAHAHAHAH —ur FAVORITE COWARDLY ANONYMOUS INBOXER

DNSKWM I FUCKIN LOVE THIS!!! THIS IS SUCH A KAK THING TO DO IM CACKLING!!

yo watch jotaro get a Secret tiktok but people find him anyways??? bc pol leaked out the kinda shit he likes and everyone FLOCKS to joot's acc and he's 😐

finna get ready to kill pOL LMAO AAAA

avdol and oldseph are just sitting back... enjoying the chaos,,, but then oldseph jOINS LMAO

jotaro has one (1) singular tiktok but it's not even recorded by him. polnareff stole his phone to ""give the fans what they wanted."" towards the end it cuts off with jotaro getting Mad and HOLY SHIT HIS COMMENTS

fuckin thirsty as hell im,, he's only gone through it once out of curiosity but... immediately regrets, he wonders how people can be so Bold. kakyoin wonders that too bc all he shows are his hands and Occasionally his face and everyone is like "BARKBARK BARK AWOOOGA!!" lowkey? scares him. but highkey? gives him an ego boost LMAO

#XNSNS THABK U SM #im glad you read them <3 #stealthiest brave anon 😌

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YOOOOOOOO GO TO BED SILLY! its late for u!!!! (i think we’re an hr apart in time zones v interesting) and i appreciate u calling me brave but i am NOT. but thank u for saying i yam. also i feel so bad for ruining ur expectations but my blog does not start with a k😔 it starts with something else!!!

my favorite characters have got to beeee bruno from part five, and KAKYOIN FROM PART THREE OH MY GOD. they both have my heart<3 lowkey i think im a hair person bc i love kakyoins hair to death and i think that bruno’s hair suits him so well, i wouldnt think itd work for anyone else ever :0 and honestly tho i feel u with jotaro, i didnt like him in the beginning bc he was the biggest Headass if i ever saw one...but then i ended up thinking he was cool as shit. also josuke is so HILARIOUS i love his hair...if only they let him have it down for at least an episode, jus a lil crumb of loose hair josuke😫😫from ur favorite pussy boi anon<3 also just saw ur post now. PLS do jojo tik tok headcanons!!!!!! PPLLEATTTHEEEE

if you’re only an hour behind/ahead that means you need sleep too!! >:(( also haha im fucked, i have No fucking clue i,,, catch me going through my likes i guess LMAO

ALSO HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET KAKYOIN-- he’s so badass dude, in his own way honestly. i appreciate his maturity a lot despite being in high school. bc a lot of high school boys are stinky and immature hmpf. he is also a handsome fella sflekfl BRUNO!! i admire him a lot!! he thinks very quick on his feet but also can be pretty caring to those who need it! and knows how to beat up a bitch 🤠 both hairstyles definitely suit their respective person!! i especially like bruno’s hair clips! (?? are they hair clips im-) it’s a nice detail that i don’t see a lot in masculine characters. and kakyoin wouldn’t be kakyoin without his little curl,,

just- just look at him im

i love this gif So much aAAA!! he just,, plays with it,,

ALSO YES-- araki sensei spare us a Crumb of josuke canonically with his hair down i am begging. i would have cried if he did im,, hhh josuke has me whole heart, kakyoin is a close second :’))

oh 4:20 am, blaze it-

BUT YEAH!! i’ll definitely post those hcs!! idr how many i did but it’s a decent amount!! i’ll have it up sometime soon idk kjsfjke

anyway i hope you are Asleep and had a good day!! :]

#why is answering on a laptop wack im #yeah u best be Sleeping brave anon or im Comin for u #my sleep schedule is royally FUCKED so im like...awake at night hhhh #stealthiest brave anon 😌