#suddenly I think you might've actually told me this lisa lore on sumeru launch night and I conveniently wiped it from my brain

[moirainessuspenders]

a genshin blorbo idk there's like 50 of them

I remembered

this started out perfectly lighthearted but then I decided to look for lore and now I am (tentatively) Suffering

(the word of god that hurt me)

if this is still true, and I suspect the general consequence probably is given design choices, I am sad!! I'm an enemy of whichever god(s) can be held responsible fight me motherfucker(s)

come back to the plot Lisa we have Things to Discuss! like I want her to live in peace and have all the afternoon caffeine naps she wants but also I want to drag this Retired Big Deal back into the spotlight for the Akademiya plotline, I want her to be involved in and benefit from uncovering more Celestia lore, I want to seek Forbidden Knowledge with her (not an innuendo) and find out what she was supposed to Do with the vision to shape the world and!!

wouldn't it be funny if it was just eradicating pumpkins. I'd be furious but a plant's extinction is admittedly a major change to the ecosystem

more romance, more friends in the sense that I want to see more of her existing relationships etc etc. I know I'm not getting one but I want a hangout event! and more realistically, more stuff in the vein of Weinlesefest (can she have an island next summer would that make sense)

anyway I love her, she's not lazy she's energy efficient!! and she can electrocute a bar creep once in a while, as a treat

#suddenly I think you might've actually told me this lisa lore on sumeru launch night and I conveniently wiped it from my brain #in favour of new area excitement and yelling about purple roses #genshin time travel crack fic where lisa's power is granted at great cost to her to prevent a future pumpkin-related apocalypse #idk if the drunk guy she electrocuted was a creep or not but she has my personal permission to electrocute creepy dudes at will #lisa minci #genshin #aks me a question