#tbh pasha trying to kill someone isnt quite the common flirting method in VDNKh lmao

[ignify-caligo]

Pavel: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Artyom: Wow. They sound stupid.

Pavel: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually! Just dense.

Artyom: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Pavel: I guess you’re right. Hey Artyom, I love you.

Artyom: See! Just say that!

Pavel: Holy fucking shit.

Artyom: If that flies over their head then, sorry Pavel, but they’re too dumb for you.

Pavel, sighing: Artyom.

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