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AYO QUEEN ROBOCOP,
There was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. He was a real tan gent.
I went for a job as a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out.
How much do dead batteries cost?
Nothing - they're free of charge.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
If you sent a cauliflower to someone through the internet, would it arrive as e-coli?
People who talk about false gods are engaged in idol gossip.
When asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the question.
The politician had to slash the budget, so he held a fund razor.
The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was thus unable to peddle his wares.
I was offered a job making venetian blinds, but I turned it down, because it sounded like a shady business.
My speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received. They said it was too long winded.
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
When fishermen get too competitive, they start suffering from pier pressure.
People who live beyond their means should act their wage.
The accountant quit his job and joined a commune. He was a member of the counter-culture.
I couldn't afford to buy cotton so I decided to be abrasive, and steel wool.
My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison; to this day he still isn't a free mason.
There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see.
Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.
"Oh no - Another one died on me!" said the doctor, running out of patience.
"Will you marry me, dear," asked Tom engagingly.
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HEY TIFFY I AM TALKING TO YOU.
NOW I AM GOING TO TAG OUR TAGS SO YOU CAN FIND THIS MORE EASILY.
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