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[sydmarch]

i hate the giant follow buttons all over the dashboard never in my life have i wanted to follow someone from the dashboard without looking at their blog first & i ESPECIALLY never want to follow someone just because my mutual reblogged from them. but i DO want to block people based off a single post on the dashboard all the time & hate that i have to go to their blog to do so. in an ideal world dashboard would look like this:

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[futurefarmersamerica]

thinking about when someone gives a teasing "oh you shouldn't keep feeding me like this or I'll get too big" & why that's sexy & at the core of it it's such a strangely wholesome thing to be horny over like yeah it's so hot to.. reassure someone that that isn't something they need to worry about & encourage them to enjoy themselves and indulge without feeling the need to hold back lmao??

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[sydmarch]

wish disco elysium had an easy mode that let's you max out every stat not because I think the games too hard but because I want to hear every single passive that there is. every time anything happens six cunts start chattering over each other. give it to me

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[sydmarch]

#obsessed w making these LOL #gotta start saying in the tags bcus i keep getting asked - everything i use to make these is linked in my pinned post #texticles #disco elysium #de #kim kitsuragi #controllable talknet you are everything i have it in a pinned tab so im always ready to make one of these

[sydmarch]

I would rock evrart's shit so hard his lazy eye starts seeing straight. sorey

#the stupid original version of this post is getting rbs again so im gonna edit it again to make a stupid joke LMAO #texticles

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#fucked it up had to repost damn automatic duration being 1day #texticles #i love that muting a post in your notifications does nothing@ #turning off reblogs bcus i didnt expect this to get traction outside maybe mutuals of my mutuals & i dont want to have my feed clogged #by a million people telling me in the tags what song is stuck in their head im sorry but i trumy dont care god bless <3

[sydmarch]

diversity win! the fucked up doctor who tortures people in the woods is gay

#texticles #gen v #sorry fellow gen v fans people wouldnt stop being annoying abt dr who on here so im turning off rbs #it was funny when it was just my mutual making a joke but then it broke containment so hard

[sydmarch]

this post immediately made me think electrochemistry

#i am fucking obsessed w thius voice to text thing its so funny. whoever created it should be canonized as a saint #disco elysium #de #harry du bois #texticles

[sydmarch]

wtf is happening to this site I swear last year they were making all these great improvements like adding tags to the activity page, polls, hell even blaze was well received when it was new & now every update the past few months is absolute garbage like live the new image viewer & removing tap to zoom setting fyp as default for new users. like they saw us being happy with the changes they were making for practically the first time ever & were like "cool now what if we ruined the site"

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[sydmarch]

@gamcity​ ‘s tags on this post absolutely sent me

#ive been dying to make one of these ever since i saw that sreegs post explaining how lmao #it was much harder than i thought also i'm just not that great w audacity still #disco elysium #de #kim kitsuragi #texticles

[sydmarch]

don't have the image template for the meme but "the rebelliousness leaving people's bodies when they feel weird about being the only person wearing a mask" do you ACTUALLY "not care what people think" or do you just want to dye your hair a funky color & put a be gay do crimes pin on your jacket & then refuse to go against the grain in any way that actually matters

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[sydmarch]

#texticles #SWHBNJEKWLMGRE

[futurefarmersamerica]

boring normies unaware of the erogenous zone that is the underbelly are MISSING OUT!!!

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[sydmarch]

do we think titus has hair underneath that hat or what

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[sydmarch]

my friends know me too well

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@toskarin's post was too evocative to not run through the ai

#disco elysium #de #kim kitsuragi #texticles