#that really chuffs my knickers or whatever you bri'ish ppl say

[britneyshakespeare]

DIANA !!!!!!!! YOU ARE BORN i have been walking around all day today with a note on my phone saying DIANA BORN so i wouldnt forget. i saw the notification in my calendar a while ago and stared at it like this :D for a long time so i am so happy Your Special Day is here at last. i love you so much and i hope you have done many marvellous things worthy of the world's most important and beloved red-headed poetess. i love you so much. i love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you Ned, I love you always forever 💞💞💞💞🤗🙀🤪🐬 (I chose four consecutive recent emojis after my little hearts and decided these fit how I feel because I cannot put my emotions into words)

So sorry I could not answer this when it was still my birthday in your timezone... alas 😗😥😣💕

#from now on my communication style is choosing randomly generated emojis #sometimes my computer just refreshes all my recent emojis and idk how they generate the new selections #because i have not used 🤡😑🚨😠 recently #well actually... those four could certainly tell a story #randomly-generated emoji haikus... note to self #have a computer science nerd make a bot for that or something #sneez #dianswered #i cannot believe we've been friends for like five years. bollocks. im gobsmacked #that really chuffs my knickers or whatever you bri'ish ppl say #xoxoxoxox