#that the trailer promised. because they're COWARDSSSS

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also evil dead sucked major ass I'm sick of staying silent the more I think about it the more it seems like a total failure under any criteria u give

#'xyz is mediocre but it's a pure schlocky entertaining gore fest so I don't mind!!' it's literally not... #like i know I'm a sicko or whatever but it's so fucking underwhelming. I'm still so pissed they didn't do the eye stuff #that the trailer promised. because they're COWARDSSSS #and again like it didn't have any sense of what makes a horror film like. function #it's so bad at adhering to the most basic tenets of the genre it makes me appreciate even the worst horrors I've watched #and then as an EVIL DEAD movie?! as someone who doesn't even LIKE this franchise it's a complete spit in the face to it #like oh my god where's the chaos where's the total sensory overload it felt SO safe the whole time #where's the fucked up excessive makeup... they just looked like people... #and it being set in the city could have been interesting but they did less than nothing with it #like ur not gonna give the movie even a LITTLE this place will kill you swag??? #and this isn't a real criticism but it does also inexplicably piss me off that they didn't call it the necronomicon #like what the hell ur not rockin with the necronomicon?! kill yourselves... #like objectively the woods are alive and they're trying to kill you fucks way harder that shit happening in a random #new york apartment. ugh such a damn disappointment