#the chorus of ‘eugh’ when anything happened was. a prime part of the experience

[willowcrowned]

happy to announce that the film cocaine bear did as it should have and milked the idea for all it was worth—which is to say, about forty five minutes of content, at which point it had to resort to a nonsense druglord plot line and a full five minutes of a bear doing “cocaine things” (shockingly convincing evidence that the writers were NOT on cocaine) to fill the second half of the movie

#deeply dumb. exactly as I’d hoped #at one point I loudly said ‘dear lord’ when something weird and gory happened #but it was fine since one guy literally jumped out of his seat at the same time #the chorus of ‘eugh’ when anything happened was. a prime part of the experience #definitely a movie to see in theatres #cocaine bear #willow’s life