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MISSION 369 - THE DOSSIER FILES

Report #1

ENGLAND, UK, (July 12th to July 16th)

(6.25pm) Monday, July 12th: clownery was off the charts today. Louis sent exclusive 369 packages to fans who ordered merch from the 369 drop, and the UK fans all got their parcels today. The packet included a 369 print (there were exactly 369 of them, numbered, bottom right corner), a 369 bucket hat and a photocopy of a handwritten letter from Louis thanking them which had exactly 28 words. To make matters more unhinged, people did some googling around to find that this week is the 28th week of the year. Needless to say, our mans is obsessed with him favorite numbers. Fans couldn't help but wonder if maybe this indicates some sort of promo beginning for lt2 (mainly me because it's giving me starting of every Halsey era vibes where she sends little clues to fans' houses via post). 🤡 Tuesday, July 13th: Exactly 10 days since Louis last tweeted at the English football team to 'Come on!!!!!!!!!!!' It's weird that he's been silent since the semis. Something feels off. He's either viciously plotting all our ends with the new single or.... :// well that's the only possibility I'd like to consider rn. Here's to hoping Louis breathes in our direction soon 🥂 Wednesday, July 14th: nothing. Just radio silence. Everyone's antsy, positively horny for new content, but Louis is nowhere to be found. A couple of old videos from the Euros resurfaced, but nothing major. Game day tomorrow, let's hope it goes well. 🥰 Thursday, July 15th: Ahhh fuckery. So. Well, nothing. The much anticipated day of the clowning has come and gone. 369 days since Louis left Syco. Not a single squeak out of him. We are all merely sad clowns. Everyone's wondering what a 369 is, if not this. Does Louis himself know what a 369 is? Wait and find out in another spiel of Louies and their clowning adventures. 🔪 Friday, July 16th, 6.17pm: Well nothing major by the time I'm sending you this. Another few old photos from the Euros of Louis looking fit and happy surrounded by men. I don't expect much to happen until the one dee anniversary, but I'd love to be wrong. I'll come scream in your askbox/emails again if something major happens tonight, although I highly doubt it. 😔 𓆝 𓆟 𓆜 𓆞 Footnotes - Hi M!! I hope everything is going okay!! I typed out this whole thing just to realize that I'm not sure whether links in asks will work in emails, so I'm gonna test it out in a bit. If they do work, then cool, if not, I guess you could just see it when you come back? Sending you love 💘

maam u are the loml for doing this

#GUYS LOOK AT THIS INSANITY. #tysm for keeping me updated (and for excluding the drama bskldnidkjdk) #and it's SO PRETTY WTF im gonna cry manu i need u to know that when you sent this #i kept looking at it for one whole hour bc??? the dedication??? pls take a bow #mail #28louistomlinson💫 #ill make a tag for this wait #the dossier files by manu <3 #there we go!!

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MISSION 369 - THE DOSSIER FILES

Report #2

ENGLAND, UK, (July 18th to July 23rd)

Saturday, 7:11 am

Saturday, July 17th: not a lot of content. Eleanor posted a picture of slipper+sock clad legs that are supposed to be Louis'. Later Louis was spotted with some fans on some lame lookin English beach filled with pebbles. And so the cycle of getting content from girlfriend/fans but not the artist himself continues. Hoping for better times soon. ✨ Sunday, July 18th: nothing. literally nothing. here's a random emoji bc like. nothing. 🏊 Monday, July 19th: uh nothing as well. mr. lightening posted an old throwback picture from the wmi promo tour in new york . nothing about that documentary though. how rude indeed. another random emoji. ✒️ Tuesday, July 20th: nope. nuh uh. 🐌 Wednesday, July 21st: nope, he's too busy getting his arse eaten apparently 🤨

Thursday, July 22nd: THE IDIOT LOST HIS PHONE CAN YOU BELIEVE IT he tweeted saying he got over excited at the euros. I'm choosing to believe that the meme face pic we got on the finals day I when he realized that it's gone and with it some of lt2. Stupid head (affectionate) got an iPhone, I hope he doesn't get sued by Samsung for that or sumn 💀 Friday, July 23rd: dude tweeted *facepalms* Him and Liam were the only ones and Liam's felt like a cop out, almost sarcastic. Louis is too loyal and too good, but he really didn't need to tweet :/ he did it like two hours before midnight, but still. The one time we needed radio silence, and this happens. Guess Mr. O wasn't able to keep Louis away from that wretched iPhone. Happy weekend! 💖🥴 𓆝 𓆟 𓆜 𓆞 Footnotes - Shutterbug!! Clem and I miss you loads, but honestly it's not a lot of fun here tbh. The Lrought is a bit unnerving. I meant to send this last night but I fell asleep, I'm sorry it's a bit late. Glad I didn't though, I would've been celebrating too early. Anyways, I saw what the ask looks like in email format, and it's absolutely horrendous, I promise it looks a lot better in the inbox. Sending hugs! 💜

amazing. iconic. showstopping (about the report). i still cannot believe how people can be so nonchalant about losing their phones (like??? are u not emotionally attached to it does it not preserve all the scars u gave it is it not like a child to u) but i saw that Samsung responded to that tweet? if it was intentional then it's a genius marketing ploy methinks

#not his arse getting eaten pls 😭😭😭 #i do hope mr o is keeping those peaches happy #mail #28louistomlinson💫 #the dossier files by manu <3 #have i mentioned im in love w those little fishies you put before the footnotes #also tumblr user berlinini makes an appearance here we love to see it <3