#the fact that she's relatable in that aspect feels slightly alarming since having both autism and adhd sounds terrifying

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black survival characters as try guys quotes

Adela:He likes cold soup with vodka and seafood.

Adriana:Give whisky to a baby, a little amaretto to a child.

Alex: “Eugene, you are a boss!” “Damn right I’m a boss.” “No no no no no no!”

Arda: I prefer dogs over babies.

Aya: “What are you doing?” “R. Kelly was just charged with aggravated criminal sexual misconduct-” “All right! Yeeeah! We got him! Wow I can’t believe it, we’re a news organization.”

Barbara: We’ve been on the internet for like five years, I’m so glad that I could just goof around like Keith for once, fuck up like Zach for once, and drag (gun users) down with me the entire time.

Bernice: I have a lot of problems.

Bianca:I’ve just been informed the egg roll was invented in 1930′s New York, but you know, pretty much Ancient China.

Camilo:You have to say your fortune and then add “in bed” at the end.

Cathy: “Did you know Mommy was sick with that retina problem, and I ate blueberry every day, lots of blueberries, and it’s completely cured one year later? I owe something to blueberry” “Just the blueberries healed your eyes. Not the doctor.”

Chiara: Keith and Alex, I’m so proud of you, YB, performed as expected-

Chloe:”The thickness is in honor of my mother, who loves hard ice cream.” “I thought you were about to say your mom was thicc.”

Daniel: “I’m right, you’re wrong, shut up.” “(whispering) Shut up.”

Echion:It’s like you spent the last ten minutes just coming up with ideas of ways to ruin it

Eleven: “Your passionate heart will meet a matching flame today. -Panda Express”. Is this saying I’m gonna fall in love with Panda Express?

Eva: Can’t you just try some simple bullshit and execute it well....

Emma:(puts a whole orange inside her mouth and smiles) “oh, you look so-so..... dumb-”

Fiora: I just really hope I’m not the imposter, I hate it when I have to lie, I’m not a good liar- (cuts to imposter screen)

Hart: “I think you’re the best at losing.” “Yeah, I love it! What is this feeling??”

Hyejin:If you saw, I actually reviewed it fairly recently in my series with Chris Reinacher, who got hit by a car yesterday.

Hyunwoo: “This makes me think of, like, your dad got up in the ‘50s, and he’s going to work-” “Before he beats you?” “Yeah, he hates you. And he just needs his drink, but it’s morning, and he needs to go off to the plant.” “I wouldn’t know, I never had a dad.”

Isol: “You know you can get (a normal gameplay) any time of the week?” “Yeah. It’s too easy. I want the White Whale.”

Jackie: Now normally I would like to use my makeup brush here, but I left all my brushes in the back of my car and they melted.

Jan:”Wanna get some dough, bro?” “Get some dough, bro.” “Bro dough!” “Get dat dough.” “Get dat dough.”

Jenny: “In the Victorian times, fainting thing- it was all about the drama.” “But if we want attention... we should faint.” “Yes.”

JP:I have to win one of the episodes. It’s just like, positive regression’s gotta come my way eventually.

Lenox: (drinks a negroni) Oh. This tastes like my grandmother’s love. And she hated children.

Leon:Guys, cut it out. No queerbaiting in my shows.

Li Dailin: “Some place called the Swizzle Inn made it, apparently.” “That was my name in prison.”

Luke: Something I admire in Miles is his, commitment to, the bit he does in the Trypod. “Have you ever, wanted to drown, from the comfort of your own home? [...] Have you ever wanted to be.... as fertile, as a calf? In heat?”

Magnus:Gotta help out? Mr. Beast, who’s that? His name’s a beast? 20 million trees, that’s kind of a lot, right now? I’m busy.

Mai: “So I got third place?” “You definitely got third place.” “That’s cool. That’s great. That’s awesome.” “Your face is turning into classic Ned.” “It hurts! It hurts! Keith’s roll is terrible! It’s subjectively not the best!”

Nadine: “As long as you have good quality ingredients, it’s kinda hard to mess up a (nadine gameplay).” “Just you wait!”

Nathapon:(dramatic panic music) How did this even happen? How did this even happen? What even is that? I don’t even know what to do. How did this even happen? How’d that even happen? How- How did it happen? How’d it do this? What happened? I’m so confused-

Nicky: I wasn’t the best, but I somehow wasn’t the worst! A hollow victory but I’ll take it!

Rio:(yelling up) AAAAAAAA! I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!

Rosalio:”Whole milk, not bullshit milk” “And then we have a whole collection of bullshit milk for me!”

Rozzi: “I wish you would’ve brought me a red bull.” “Well, I can’t bake those.”

Shoichi: Your captions are so dad that I feel like I’m your son.

Silvia:This is how I like to enjoy myself. (claps feet) I can clap with my little lobster feet. (claps feet more) I’m very talented.

Sissela: “Since you wouldn’t answer before, who is your favorite..... son?” “Eugene.” “Yaaaay I won somethiiiing!” “I have only one son.”

Sua:Now every so often you’re going to get a (book) that tastes terrible

William: “You know what would go great with these milkshakes?” “A girlfriend-” “A blondie!- okay, well, I don’t...”

Xiukai:Let’s not forget everyone’s favorite segment, Alex Made Some Cookies And Brought Them To The All You Can Eat Eating The Menu Time!

Yuki: “I’m sorry.” “No! I never got fourth place! This is awesome!”

Zahir:(drinks red bull while eating wings) “Red bull?” “It gives you wings.”

#replaced a few of the words within parenthesis to land the joke this time #black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ah yeah second part of the pass nananana #rio has no right to be such a mood sdfs #so many times now a huge misunderstanding happened with me because i wasn't responding in time #the fact that she's relatable in that aspect feels slightly alarming since having both autism and adhd sounds terrifying #but yknow still relatable for my socially awkward neurodivergent self~