#the kardashians better stay the hell away from my hellsite

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Tumblr now has our three celebrity cryptids, and this is my analysis of their blogs. Neil Gaiman: He just vibes over in his corner. No one really knows what he’s doing. Everyone knows he’s here, but no one cares. Ryan Reynolds: Has no idea what he’s doing. Is probably confused by how unhinged we are, despite having a bit of the feral gremlin energy himself. Lynda Carter: The wine aunt who’s actually really cool. Somehow actually understands Tumbr despite being the complete wrong generation for it.

#twitter exodus #celebrities on tumblr #the kardashians better stay the hell away from my hellsite #but the celeb cryptids can stay