#the real reason why Kimmuriel and Rai'guy were like naw man

[tiny-huts]

Obsessed with the fact that forgotten realms Drow who chose to live on the surface consistently chose to hang out in about the worst places that Drow could ever live. Drizzt over there in the Dale. That is gonna have insanely long days for half of the year and for the other half of the year the sparse daylight that you do get is gonna be bouncing off of the goddamn snow and burning out out your retinas. And Jarlaxle decides that Calimshan is the best place to go onto the surface to expand for the first time. Everyone in his squad is used to like pretty consistent underdark temperatures and suddenly they are in a dessert where it's boiling and then freezing. And you're also gonna burn your eyes from the sun there. And I think you can get a similar effect with the sun reflecting off of the sand (don't quote me on that). Anyway the point is I think they both need some rocking sunglasses

#the legend of drizzt #the forgotten realms #drizzt do'urden #jarlaxle baenre #the real reason why Kimmuriel and Rai'guy were like naw man #rai'guy is just grumpy cause hes sweating to death in full cleric robes #im only on first book of sellswords #also this is a joke #rai'guy was complaining about the sun #at one point #i think Jarlaxle did too #and it was like #my brother in christ #drizzt like ah my home the dale #immediately gets snow blindness #neither of you considered like. whatever #the FR climate equivilent of Washington or Ireland #rain and cloud cover #also the OCEAN #They both SAIL #the SUN BOUNCES #oFF OF THE WATER #again this isnt a complaint #its FUNNY #sunglasses over ur eyepatch