#my brother in christ

[justwait-sunshine]

today in the chronicles of women in motorsport...

#found this in ig comments and couldn't resist #this is the woman behind ferraris strategy in the early days of sebastian vettel btw #so yeah #happy international women's month #dont forget the 'you like f1 because it was made into a netflix show' #and his equally charming twin 'you only like f1 because the drivers are hot' #my brother in christ #shut the fuck up #i love it here sm #scuderia ferrari #f1 #formula 1 #women in motorsport #motorsports #ruth buscombe

[onemightygoldfish]

People being convinced that "Too Sweet" by Hozier is a love song is like the "Anything But" situation all over again

#my brother in christ #too sweet #is him not only rejecting you but breaking up with you #anything but #is him just straight up telling you that he hates you #and that he wouldn't touch you even with a 10m pole #TO YOUR FACE!! #hozier #unreal unearth #unheard ep

[pleadingeyes]

Mfs will be like “that quest is so annoying ughhh.” My brother in Meridia, you touched the beacon

#meridia’s beacon #skyrim #my brother in christ #skyrim memes #Bethesda #todd howard #the elder scrolls #tes skyrim #the elder scrolls skyrim

[69ottersinatrenchcoat]

The pipeline of "I'm a writer who knows their characters inside out" to ✨DID (or OSDD) diagnosis✨ is one I've seen one too many times.

If you have a character version does this make you an interject? (just kidding I've been around longer than the character)

#God damn it host #It's not normal #To hear your characters commenting on everything you do #my brother in Christ #you have a problem #actually did #actually dissociative #did osdd #did system #disassociative identity disorder #Reasons I want to be a psychologist #posted by 🔥

[haystarlight]

"Marceline?"

"How do you know The Star's true name? Are you her spy?!"

My sister in Ooo, how do YOU know The Star's true name?

#my brother in christ #what were you doing at the devil's sacrament #Bonnie you are gay for her you are not subtle #bubbline #bonnibel bubblegum #marceline the vampire queen #adventure time spoilers #fionna and cake spoilers

[clericofinfamy]

officially have breathed the same air as damian priest 🥹🖤💜

#I WAS LOWKEY SO CLOSE TO HIM?? #i wish he looked at me though… #i didn’t record before he left because i was holding out a card i wanted to give him #he didn’t look at me though even though my hand was fully extended holding his gift 😭 #my brother in christ #i got to witness his sweaty body with my own two eyes though #amen to that #sighs dreamily #wwe #wwe live #wwe raw #wwe london #the judgement day #SAINT GOES TO WWE LIVE!! #judgement day #finn balor #jd mcdonagh #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #damian priest

[mercedesmone]

so you’re telling me cody won the rumble for the second year in a row just to fucking nOT DO WHAT HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT EVERY WAKING MOMENT

#my brother in christ #cody rhodes #wwe

[khairosclerosis]

hiya ! here's my totally not late piece for this year's @klapollo-minibang, for my partner infinitefinalsweek's (@i-castor-magic-missile) fic, constellation (collision) :] !! it was totally an honor to draw for (seriously, the words "interstellar criminal pop sensation klavier gavin" had me in a vice grip from the start) and this event has been so much fun! be sure to check this awesome fic out here 💙

- 🌿

#clementimes #klapollo minibang 2023 #klapollomb23 #klapollo #klavier gavin #apollo justice #art #fanart #ace attorney #dudes be like #“drawing difficult design aspects sucks” #my brother in Christ #you made the design #(i'm dudes) #orange queue glad i didn't say banana

[dwyntwo]

I think something that is understated is that while the Reaper's Barge was THE traumatic event for Kaz, his tragic backstory didn't end there. He was literally a victim of child abuse. Like sure, he quickly worked his way up in the barrel, but he still lived on the streets and took more beatings by whole adults than he could probably count. Hell, he went to PRISON at age ten? Eleven?

It's something he never adresses because violence is something he quickly had to get accustomed to, it was "normal" to him, and he isn't shying away from talking about his tough upbringing in the Barrel the way he is from talking about what happened to him and Jordie, but I can imagine a forty year old Kaz who has settled down a bit and retreated from the Barrel life and has healed from his Reaper's Barge Trauma (thinking he's completely fine now) mention to a bunch of normie friends "Oh yeah, funny story, so when I was eleven, a group of guys gave me a good beating and then dunked me headfirst into the canal-" and they'd be like "They did WHAT?" and Kaz says "Why are you shocked lol the story hasn't even started yet", and they'd ask "How old WERE they?", and Kaz replies "Idk 30?? That's not the point of the story, it's funny, I swear, just LISTEN-"

And he doesn't understand why their expressions are so horrified and sympathetic after that

#kaz brekker #six of crows #soc #Kaz #my brother in christ #What is your life

[biceratops7]

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#good omens #season 2 #episode 6 #spoilers #gos2 spoilers #Neil gaiman #my guy #my brother in Christ #you didn’t have to do this to me the week I have to move my entire apartment 😭 /nm #I literally cannot focus on anything else #a nightingale sang in barkley square #parallels #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #meme #my meme #biceratops

[miles-alexander-teller]

#miles teller #hes just a precious little bean and I love him #and his thighs #i love his thighs #omg look at those thighs #my brother in christ #oh god

[callllio]

Arthur just made his first human friend in the whole series and is already debating whether or not to sacrifice him to some evil dream monster.

#And he’s leaning toward yes #Like #my brother in Christ #this is why we can’t have nice things #malevolent podcast #Malevolent #arthur lester

[selya711-twiste]

may i humbly request a mistletoe kiss with rollo 🙏 hope youre having a happy holiday!!

following tradition

Rollo Flamme x reader You can't help it, he has very kissable lips.

sorry for not finishing this in time for christmas day i wanted to do my reqs in chronological order BUT i also procrastinate too much. happy winter rollodays regardless !

"Do you know what we're standing under?"

You finally got to pull Rollo away from his duties to bring him into the room you prepared for this moment. This little activity wasn't going to take too long, but you're hoping he would just drop everything and spend the rest of the day with you.

Rollo looks up, and his eyes briefly widen a little before his expression softens. His gaze returns to you and he smiles slightly.

"A mistletoe," he says then gently cups your cheek.

You place your hand over Rollo's and lean in to nuzzle his warm palm. His cheeks slowly become dusted with a gentle pink up until his ears as he thinks of how to go with this. This isn't the first time you two have kissed, but something like this has to be special. He thinks that you surely wouldn't want this to be a quick one, but the prospect of something more passionate flusters him even more.

"You already know what to do, right?" You smile into his hand. "What? Of course I do," he answers and he practically gave away his tenseness to you. Rollo knows you're teasing him, as you always treat him like someone with no knowledge of these things.

He can prove to you that he can be intimate too. The both of you move at the same time when he places his other hand on your face with yours on his shoulders. You close your eyes and slowly lean into him. You start feeling the warmth of his face...

For no particular reason, you open them again slightly just to find your reflection in his. "You're going to kiss me with your eyes open?"

You feel his hands press against your cheeks, almost like he's squishing them. "You wouldn't have noticed in the first place if you didn't do the same."

It's not like you're mad about it, but you used to hear these kinds of things from others when your significant other doesn't close their eyes when they kiss, it meant they weren't trustworthy. You didn't actually believe in it, so who knows why you blurted it out when you two were already going to do it with no problem.

You trust Rollo, right? There shouldn't have been an issue, but you want to press it on to see what he'd say about it.

"Come on, close your eyes with me," you giggle lightly to help ease him in case he's taking it the wrong way. "Is there a rule about closing your eyes?" He asks you, and his voice is breathy, almost like a whisper from how close you two are. It makes your heart flutter.

You try to think of a reason from the top of your head, but you shouldn't have been particular about it at all. "It's because I want to see you," he adds on.

"Ah, Rollo..."

He lets out a gasp when you lean in and kiss his cheek. Rollo had such a sweet reason, so you feel a bit bad for making a small fuss over it. "I guess it's just something about sharing a vulnerable moment together. Can we try again?"

How can he say no to you with the way things are now? "Come here, my dear," he finally gives in and closes his eyes, and the two of you finally kiss.

You remember the first time you did this together in mid-Autumn when his nose had bumped into yours. Rollo must have learned by now with the way he slightly tilted his head to pair his lips together with yours like puzzle pieces. You wrap your arms around his neck and his other hand lets go to snake around your waist.

Maybe there really was a point in closing your eyes when you kiss someone you love. You can feel the way all your other senses are heightened and overwhelmed by his presence. Rollo gently massages your lips with his own, and you hold back the temptation to deepen the kiss with your tongue. He presses your body much closer to his with one arm alone, and you're reminded once more of his strength. You really don't want to let go so the two of you can stay as one forever, but you need to breathe as much as you need him.

He turns out to be the one to pull away first, followed by an audible gasp. Before he could say anything, you dive face-first into the crook of his neck, shutting your eyes and breathing deeply. You miss the chance to see how he looks after all that, but you can't get enough of the feeling of being enveloped in him.

It was silent between you two for a while as the both of you were catching your breaths like it was your first kiss all over again. "Hmm, what you said about closing one's eyes has some merits now that I've experienced it for myself," he laughs lightly to break the silence as he pats your head. Your arms lower and embrace around his waist while making a small noise in place of nodding.

"You're rather clingy now. Did I do well?"

"You did... I just don't want you to go so soon," you whine into his collar. Rollo pauses for a moment while absent-mindedly stroking your hair. It's the winter holidays, so there shouldn't be any need for him to continue working like normal. "Oh, alright. I suppose my tasks don't have to be done today..."

He can tell how happy that answer made you when your body became less tense in his arms.

"Can we do this under a mistletoe again next time?"

"We don't need a mistletoe just to kiss, my dear."

#rollo flamme x reader #rollo flamm x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #rollo flamme #microsoft word #my brother in christ #this was supposed to be a short drabble but i got so invested #i need this man in my room NOW #tis the season to be jolly thats why i got two rollo fics thus far that are winter-themed

[helloliriels]

Reading an article on sleep, and I have questions:

'People should try to determine the time when they naturally go to sleep each night and the time when they naturally wake up each morning without an alarm clock' ... to 'maintain their circadian rhythm' ... - Dr. Aruna Rao says

So .... ummm ...

Never?

And ... uhhhh 🧐

Never.

#ok #who is naturally waking up? #my brother in christ #i can sleep til doomsday #unless im sick #then i can sleep til the second coming #i think i woke up *naturally* once #(it was Christmas) #i faceplant on my computer keyboard about 3 am naturally #oh i should try reading? #i can read till the sun comes up

[ameba-from-space]

Media: *is about the future that capitalism is leading us to*

Conservatives: Ah yes a critique of communism

#this is based on me watching the fine print by the stupendium and seeing someone comment on how they loved the criticism on communism #MY BROTHER IN CHRIST #HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS MUST WE GET #communism #capitalism

[youronebraincell]

So, there's a conspiracy theory that Lea Michelle can't read, there's a shit ton of drama going on with the cast of "Don't worry, darling", Liz Truss has replaced Boris Johnson as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and now Queen Elizabeth is dead. My brother in Christ, it's the first week of September

#lea michele #don't worry darling #florence pugh #olivia wilde #harry styles #chris pine #nick kroll #gemma chan #liz truss #boris johnson #queen elizabeth #My brother in Christ #its only September eighth