#the second worst bi panic was when I found myself dancing with two (girls) non identical twins at a party

[steelthroat]

I just remembered the worst gay panic (pan, but pan-panic sounds silly) of my entire life so far, and I thought I'd share because it's absolutely stupid, but hilarious.

I was 16/17 years old and I had to go to the hospital for some exams, and things were already going weirdly because they hadn't registered me but they noticed it was their fault so they still let me make that visit for free even tho officially I've never been there.

I was tired, sleep-deprived, hungry, and stressed, and it had been 3 hours since we arrived there. My mum was befriending even the walls of the hospital while I was ready to commit arson. It's finally my turn, I enter this room, and my gaze meets a dozen very attractive women ready to take notes as I sit down, ready to talk about my health. And that's how I learned.

This was also a school or something. idk some hospitals do this thing.

I panicked.

"Oh... there are many- people here" I commented as my social anxiety consumed my very essence. And my mother, bless her soul with fire, jokingly answered "It could have been worse, they could have been handsome young men. WOMAN, YOU KNOW IT CHANGES NOTHING. And at that exact moment a young doctor comes in and everyone starts laughing while I wanted to bury myself and the doctor looked at the girls and my mum confused.

The visit started, and they asked me questions, and I stuttered like an idiot and I also forgot my height, apparently. But the worst moment was when I had to strip and as I take off my shirt I remembered I had my pride bracelet (I never take it off, so yeah I completely forgot) and I died inside. I was red like a tomato, even my shoulders were red, and I was like "Please don't hate-crime me" and "this is the best last moment of my life" mentally as the visit went on.

I just imagine this group of students having me as a patient, a queer anxious teenager stiff like a corpse, with the same complexion as one and the expression of a deer in front of a truck at 2 am on a highway.

Fun times. At least they weren't psychology majors, I would have died on the spot if they were.

Also, if someone is curious, I had (still have) severe vitamin D deficiency, and my hormones were acting weirdly or something. So yeah, no, my health was shit and I'll blame my awkwardness on that.

#steel rambles #the second worst bi panic was when I found myself dancing with two (girls) non identical twins at a party #while a dude had been flirting with me for the entire night #and I noticed it a month later and facepalmed so hard #yes I'm bad at getting social cues #but I can't blame that on lack kf vitamin D now can I?