#the show kind of... prioritizes characters making believable choices second after style and plot so it might just be a 'shut up and

[marley-manson]

i’m watching severance rn, about halfway through, and i know that despite being in a mild slump for a little bit my mash fandom obsession is nowhere near dead because like 40% of my thoughts while watching are ‘mash severance au’

(except it doesn’t work without some serious worldbuilding changes because i cannot envision a hawkeye who would volunteer for this under any circumstances. also it’s kind of pointless since mash is already a story about people trapped in a 24/7 hellish workplace environment lol but yk. it’s still fun to imagine. mash but the work is weightless and the outside world is nonexistent and the boss is properly a villain)

#hawkeye would be even more ungovernable than helly to the point where they'd fire him rather than deal with it #actually i am very curious whether there's actually a reason they don't just fire helly rather than deal with potential liability issues #(and/or publicity) #from a successful suicide - or why helly doesn't quit after ending up in the hospital #the show kind of... prioritizes characters making believable choices second after style and plot so it might just be a 'shut up and #roll with it' situation #but idk maybe it's an intentional part of the mystery lol #text post #marley on mash