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#the staff were totally Perplexed that I wasn't willing to pay out the ass for tooth straightening maintenance
icannotgetoverbirds
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2 months
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I'M FREE BITCHES
PERMANENT RETAINERS BEGONE
#byrd chirps
#Byrd's business
#the staff were totally Perplexed that I wasn't willing to pay out the ass for tooth straightening maintenance
#which mind you is 99% cosmetic
#CROOKED TEETH MY BELOVEDS
#my teeth were never that crooked to begin with
#anyways the main reason I'm doing this is because the fuckers kept breaking on me
#and every time they did I'd end up with a sharp-ass wire cutting my fucking tongue and lips
#so i decided i was done with it and got them removed!
#straight teeth are fucking overrated anyways
#my wife has crooked teeth and i love them on her
#anyways for $500 can anybody tell me why i might be salty about being forced to get permanent retainers?
#here's a hint! I'm a filthy transgender who believes in radical bodily autonomy!
#terfs are gonna try so hard to clown on me for this if they manage to wrap their brains around the point I'm trying to make
#but the point stands regardless of what they think
#I'm sure one of y'all can articulate it better than i can
#anyways that's enough of my ramblings
#the point is NO MORE STUPID MOUTH WIRES TO FUCK ME UP WHILE I'M LITERALLY JUST EXISTING
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