#the way i rp croc makes it nigh impossible to ship lmao

[videcoeur]

For wed, bed, behead to Crocodile: Doflamingo, Akane, Mihawk

"Should I be suspicious that you're making it this easy to reply to? That, or you completely lack self awareness and were expecting a different answer."

Crocodile took a drag on his cigar, eyes rolling toward the sky. He'll entertain him. Once.

"Wed Akane. She is the most logical choice, despite the migraines she induces. Bed Mihawk, for it would be nice to see that stoic facade crack a little." @muselexum

And then there's but one left.

"Behead you. Remorselessly. And leave your body for my gators to feast upon. Ending up as my pet's waste sounds like a very fitting end for a shithead like you."

It all sounds so polite out of his mouth, doesn't it? But the glint in his eyes suggest nothing of the sort. It's far too animated behind those golden irises to reflect any sort of peace of mind.

If eyes are the mirror of the souls, then Crocodile's are brewing up a storm.

#( t; crocodile. ) #( oprp. ) #Crocodile very calm not even bothered #pleased by the question even #a;lsdkfj #your honor he's gay for doflamingo he just doesn't want to admit it #wait no its not that he dont want to admit it (kinda) he just loathes the idea of even thinking its an okay thing (being attracted to doffy #rest in pepperoni my favorite otp #the way i rp croc makes it nigh impossible to ship lmao