#then I have this idea about Vriska not feeling worthy of the label lesbian because she's trans and Karkat throwing a Vintage Shitfit when +

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okay i have a pale vriskat humanstuck au idea but I'll maybe share it in the morning if I still feel like it or maybe I'll put it in the tags of this here post idk

#okay I'm putting it here and maybe I'll delete it tomorrow but if I don't share this I won't be able to sleep and I need to wake up at 4:30 #so basically #vriska and karkat are best friends but refuse to acknowledge it but like. they are #they have friendship bracelets (made at summer camp) and also are basically the first person they both came out to #it was at a slumber party they had to be at because their older siblings were there etc etc #basically they accidentally came out and bonded A LOT because of that and karkat was the first person Vriska told she was trans too #this whole idea came to me because I thought it'd be pretty funny if these two called each other + #dyke and fag on the regular tbh #like straight up that's how they are saved on their phones #vriska is ''second worst dyke I've ever met'' and takes great offense in being 2nd (he knows that's why he put it there) #and karkat is saved ''fag of my heart <3'' which makes dave super jealous when he learns it because he also wants to be called that #+ by someone (by rose) #also i have other ideas like how once karkat beat a guy because he was being awful to vriska behind her back and to kk' #kk's face thinking he would agree. he didn't. only he can be a bitch to vriska #or how they both had a crush on Egbert before either she or Vriska came out (that's why she started calling him fag) #(and because yes he's bi yes he prefers guys shut up) #and THEN they both had a crush on Terezi and it was the first time Vriska ever had a crush on another girl (afask) and was like Oh Shit #then I have this idea about Vriska not feeling worthy of the label lesbian because she's trans and Karkat throwing a Vintage Shitfit when + #she told him that because she's a fucking moron and lesbian is just a word anyway and her being trans does fucking change anything + #and did he mention she's a moron? because she is #OH karkat is trans too in this au #he came out to his family when he was veeeerryyy young so no one really knew him before he started socially transitioning besides + #nepeta and sollux because their parents are sort of in a polycule and kanaya because she's his cousin #anyways at the end of the rant vriska is sort of crying and also sort of shoves him down the stairs #(it wasn't that many. he didn't break anything just his ego got bruised) #okay no yeah this is all I have to say #if this accidentally ends in a main tag and someone who sees this wants to send me a death threat for having used the words + #fag and dyke please at least be creative with them I have anon on mwah #hs