#then had 1 crush and Orin decided to stab him over it

[maegalkarven]

Nemo returning to Baldurs Gate and collecting his unholy assasins like stray kittens.

Meeting them in the vault and scolding the hells out of them because what do they think they're doing??? Playing clowns for all he cares about. One assasin actially bursts out crying because he's one of the urchins Nemo picked up and: a) thought Nemo was dead b) is being scolded by his idol and parental figure rn

Finding a bunch of his deadly losers in the park and being like: "WHAT are you all wearing??? You look like fairytale villains. Dumbasses."

And that one assasin being like: "Right?? I told them! Also omg Lord Nemo you're back!"

Him promising them he'll take some of them along on some really cool murders if they behave.

"Who wants to kill A Vampire Lord?"

"So...Sharrans. Anyone ever killed a sharran?"

"These steel watchers what have been malfunctioning lately...Anyone tried to destroy THAT?"

"So I'm going to Hell, yes, AGAIN. Anyone wants to volunteer to kill some devils? Oh, and Mephistopheles' son as well."

The entire party being like: "WTF. What do you mean you RAISED some of them. First of all, how old are you? Second of all, what???? No, I don't think it's a good idea, I mean, any ally in <that particular fight> will be a bonus, but-"

#dark urge #bg3 durge #durge spoilers #the dark urge #dark urge: nemo #nemo is 50 actually thanks for asking #beeing a pureblood bhaalspawn does slow down aging a lot #he became the leader of the cult of murder before Orin hit 18 #of ticking course he never took her seriously please she's a child #he became cult leader at 19 and Orin was like...5 at the time. hasn't even killed her mom #he worked so hard turning slaughterhouse into slaughterhome #then had 1 crush and Orin decided to stab him over it #truly a younger sibling behavior #nemo: *unreliges a cult* #everyone: two questions: how and why #Nemo upon Astarion freeing 7000 spawns: so anyone is looking for a job? boy do i have an offer for you... #nemo: you'll need to kill people but i doubt many of you will mind. and! all the blood they have is yours #Astarion: aren't we good now? #Nemo: darling this is us being good people. they need support system. I have a support system for them #nemo: a place where none will see judge them. a place where they would be understood