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#then olimar gets yoinky sploinkied by the magma wraith and louie robs three peoples food supply (albeit in self defense) but. details
schmabbald
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poor olimar. he's not even a full inch tall and he's been sent to the Horrible Alien Death Planet so many times and it's still unclear wether he got to see his family in-between these journeys
#okay. definitely between pikmin two and three he got to finally see his family again. but the gap between one and two?
#'hey there guy whos been struggling to survive on an alien planet for a month!'
#'yeah so.... erm... you know that alien planet you almost died on?'
#'yeahhh... well... you kinda have to go back. sorry. no you do not have time to see your wife and kids or sit down or shower or eat or-'
#and then he gets paired with the absolute degenerate (affectionate) that is louie and instantly thrown back into that death trap
#like. hes 1.9cm/0.75in tall please let him have nice things
#and i am saying all of this with pretty limited knowledge
#....he got to see his family after pikmin two right? he got to rest? he got to go a minute without being in mortal peril right?
#i know he was in mortal peril again in the third game but he seems to have come back to earth On Purpose that time
#granted everything went awfully wrong again but he and louie seemed fine for the first few minutes?
#then olimar gets yoinky sploinkied by the magma wraith and louie robs three peoples food supply (albeit in self defense) but. details
#why cant olimar have nice things
#oh yeah i dont know what happened in the fourth game. i think its a soft reboot of the story? and if we consider that to be the case then-
#POOR OLIMAR
#poor little guy. hes not even 2cm tall and he has encountered such hardships
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