#they get celbit involved and at first he denies it but then they pull out a picture of ender dragon hybrid Dream and he's in

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I'm a heavy believer in "C!Dream dated an entire family line" w/ him dating Fundy and Wilbur and Philza, but I just had the most crack au idea ever

Chayane and Tallulah both find pictures from when Dream used to date their Dads and in true c!Wilbur style they assume that that's their mom

#the dog barks #qsmp au #they set up a whole conspiracy board and everything #they get celbit involved and at first he denies it but then they pull out a picture of ender dragon hybrid Dream and he's in #i kinda want to put human patches in the mix #they research Dream online and its like 'Hes rich? He has two boyfriends?! He has kids!??! WE HAVE SIBLINGS?!?!?' #dsmp au #if you're coming in to comment neg on this one just fuck off #lemme have fun :]