#they had a $40 giant pickle Rick and Mario but can’t make me an inkling?

[splatoon-confession-box]

Nintendo could make a fat stack if they’d make splatoon stim toys and sold them in the bloody u.s. since they’re immune to giving us merch

#not confession #splatoon 3 #I want a squid full of that whip cream shit #I have a fat cat squish and I LOVE whatever is the filling in it #also a giant inkling and octoling #they had a $40 giant pickle Rick and Mario but can’t make me an inkling? #bullsquit