#they kill carrions dad and overthrow the nyafia trying to monopolize assassinations

[sonic-adventure-3]

important to me that you know squabble rocket jumps

she is always doing stupid stunts that involve excessive amounts of explosives. luckily she's basically incapable of getting hurt worse than a skinned knee or bruise here and there cause she defies the laws of physics. it's a very good thing this is the case otherwise carrion would find ways to murder the inanimate objects she gets hurt on

carrion waits on squabbles every whim gladly and will not make any attempt to stop squabble from doing the dangerous things she wants to, but as long as he’s in the vicinity everything will work out conspicuously perfect

jerryjack thinks squabble is incredibly entertaining and would absolutely never remind her of basic safety precautions. they up the stakes constantly

rig is wholly unaware what's normal for a 12 year old to do so instead of interfering she just offers practical advice like ‘that amount of c4 is unnecessary for what you're trying to blow up. using less will make a better explosion’. despite that, she’s super anal about gun safety (though she does not see any issues with giving squabble a gun in the first place)

#my ocs currently live in the status quo of a slice of life comedy with action elements #the postal trio go around delivering packages and doing hits and having heartwarming misadventures #and jerryjack shows up every now and again to cause trouble and be entertained #they’ve settled into that life for like a year or so #squabble is how she is because she’s plucked straight out of a gag comedy. jury’s out whether she’s aware of the 4th wall or not #but rather than any superpower or godliness she’s powered by like. genre conventions #of course she can pull out a massive rpg from her small bag. or course she wouldn’t be hurt by a 50 foot drop #oc posting #their origin story is an action packed tragomedy #god i’ve gotta post about it i’m insane about them #they kill carrions dad and overthrow the nyafia trying to monopolize assassinations #and cry about their myriad of complexes and betrayals from before they knew each other at all #and laugh about stolen planes and smile about chasing their dreams and love that’ll last this time #among other things #squabble the pigeon #carrion the cat