#they scroll through some of my posts. surprise bitch i powerwashed these bad boys before posting this

[fuckmeyer]

i like to think that anything i put in a post is Fuckmeyer Lite™ & for y'all to see all the premiere batshit content i manage to shove in the tags you gotta smash that like & subscribe button. call that Fuckmeyer Pro™

#no tags here besties #this one's a freebie for all the vanilla users out there #see this is how you nab 'em #they look at these innocuous tags & they think 'oh THIS is Fuckmeyer Pro™ PLEASE i puke in a post and hit send this is nothing' #but then why would i say it? with a name like fuckmeyer you would think one has to be a little unhinged right? quel mystere.... #so the curiosity niggles at them. like 'hm maybe there's something i'm missing here' #they scroll through some of my posts. surprise bitch i powerwashed these bad boys before posting this #you think i don't know how to play 4D chess???????? rook to d7 how bout that #i am GNAWING away at you like flesh eating bacteria #that's how i weed out the incurious anti-intellectual weaklings #the strong ones know. they hear the whispers from the moots. 'gotta go back & read fuckmeyers tags so raw so unhinged so profound so sexy' #they follow. they stick around. they hear nothing from me. i am a rock. i am an island. i am a simon & garfunkel reference. #weeks later. BAM. 2-line post with a 1k-word shitpost essay in the tags. surprise motherfucker. bet you thought you seen the last of me #welcome to the circus fellow clowns #honk honk bitch