#they're like penn and teller but penn's a puppet

[im-still-a-robot]

I just want to use charm person because it will 100% get us out of a Situation. The spell literally says friendly acquaintance. However, if you want me to seduce the character you literally named "Lucifer" understand that I am no coward.

#wacky watermelons #dnd #romance is like. an additional choice to me. not a given. so the treating of bards as romance machines is so weird #eddie literally has proficiency in persuasion and still has a -1 thats how bad his charisma is #not to mention that I know that half my group forgets eddie's even there #not that they forget me. they forget jackie's a puppet controlled by eddie #they're like penn and teller but penn's a puppet #i am the dm's pet (like teacher's pet!!!) though. he loves me for my silly puppet and expert names (Edmund Lime/Jacqueline Seam) #sorry. so far off topic #the whole campaign is like... tarot and christianity themed #which just for everyone keeping track. is really fucking weird to do as a atheist #for the main reason being that im not sure my group understands that I have.. no idea.. what some of these things are #lije the rock experts overestimating people's familiarity with rock structures. #thats what it feels lije just going “uh huh. uh huh.” as they talk about. angels or whatever #anyway! last off topic. #all this is to say. im wasn't planning on romance. however i will absolutely romance the big bad (?) if my dm #even minutely gives me a chance. everything i have will be put towards this with wanton disregard for any characterization #im going to. quote. “rizz”. unquote. mr morning star if its the last god damned (ha?) thing i do